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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Bruce Apologizes For Gesture That Offended Precisely No One]]></title>
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				Oh, come on. Really? "It's not a <a href="http://deadspin.com/5515880/hits-this-year-jay-bruce-can-count-em-on-two-middle-fingers">laughing matter</a>, obviously. It's one of the more stupid things I had ever done. It was an honest mistake. ... I want to apologize to the fans, my team, ownership, everyone who supports me." [<a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100413&content_id=9275632&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb">MLB</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5516942/jay-bruce-apologizes-for-gesture-that-offended-precisely-no-one" title="Click here to read more about Jay Bruce Apologizes For Gesture That Offended Precisely No One">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:15:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hits This Year? Jay Bruce Can Count 'Em On Two Middle Fingers]]></title>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5515880/hits-this-year-jay-bruce-can-count-em-on-two-middle-fingers" title="Click here to read more about Hits This Year? Jay Bruce Can Count 'Em On Two Middle Fingers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:00:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Brucemania Energizes A Weary Nation]]></title>
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				The only thing we <em>really</em> know about Jay Bruce so far: He likes enormous hats. Look at that thing. You could keep your wallet and keys in there. But other than that he's just about perfect; at least according to Reds' fans. It's Brucemania! Here's how firmly it's taken hold on Day One: Reds bloggers are writing glowingly about how they <em><a href="http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/28/540982/the-no-32-quick-hits">love the way he flips his bat</a></em>. True.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5011369/brucemania-energizes-a-weary-nation" title="Click here to read more about Brucemania Energizes A Weary Nation">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 May 2008 16:30:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Bruce Needs A Nickname]]></title>
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				•  He could also use a big league roster spot. [<a href="http://busleagues.wordpress.com/2008/05/17/meet-jay-bruce/">Bus League Baseball</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5009598/jay-bruce-needs-a-nickname" title="Click here to read more about Jay Bruce Needs A Nickname">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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