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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Mariotti Pleads No Contest And Is Already Back on Twitter Promoting A Book]]></title>
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				All had been quiet (for once) on the Jay Mariotti front since late June, when a California judge ordered him to stand trial on assault, domestic violence, and stalking charges stemming from an incident in which <a href="http://deadspin.com/5816659/more-from-the-jay-mariotti-hearings-pulling-out-hair-extensions-does-not-make-it-ok">he had allegedly pulled out his ex-girlfriend's hair extensions</a>. And now we know why: Today it was announced that he pleaded no contest, and just as soon as that news went public, Mariotti <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/MariottiJ/status/113703125352841216">created a Twitter account</a> to promote <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-System-ebook/dp/B005K75F6W/?ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1315948797&sr=8-1&tag=gmgamzn-20">a Kindle Direct book</a> he has written about the case.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5839915/jay-mariotti-pleads-no-contest-and-is-already-back-on-twitter-promoting-a-book" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Pleads No Contest And Is Already Back on Twitter Promoting A Book">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The One Where We Buy A Photo Of Jay Mariotti Walking With A Woman For $3.32]]></title>
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				<em>Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. This space is now reserved for those <a href="http://deadspin.com/5662878/nude-katy-perry-photos-and-other-things-weve-been-offered-since-the-favre-story?tag=scuzzmoney">scuzz-money entrepreneurs</a> who've unsuccessfully tried to sell us prurient information. This is also where we'll run notable emails we've received from some of our readers. All emails are [sic]'d. Enjoy.</em> <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835887/the-one-where-we-buy-a-photo-of-jay-mariotti-walking-with-a-woman-for-332" title="Click here to read more about The One Where We Buy A Photo Of Jay Mariotti Walking With A Woman For $3.32">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Aug 2011 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A California judge ruled yesterday that there was <a href="http://deadspin.com/5816476/jay-mariotti-will-stand-trial-on-stalking-domestic-violence-and-assault-charges">sufficient evidence</a> against former ESPN talker and <i>Chicago Sun-Times</i> columnist Jay Mariotti for a trial on assault, domestic violence, and stalking charges.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816715/jay-mariottis-long-downward-spiral" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti's Long Downward Spiral">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Last night <A href="http://deadspin.com/5816476/jay-mariotti-will-stand-trial-on-stalking-domestic-violence-and-assault-charges">we alerted you to the news</a> that formerly ubiquitous ESPN pundit Jay Mariotti would stand trial in California on charges of felony stalking, domestic violence, and assault stemming from <a href="http://deadspin.com/5801035/jay-mariotti-charged-with-assaulting-his-girlfriend-again-faces-five-years-in-prison">an April altercation</a>. That came after a <a href="http://deadspin.com/5652480/mariotti-pleads-no-contest">no-contest plea</a> on domestic violence charges in September 2010.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816659/more-from-the-jay-mariotti-hearings-pulling-out-hair-extensions-does-not-make-it-ok" title="Click here to read more about More From The Jay Mariotti Hearings: Pulling Out Hair Extensions Does Not Make It OK">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:10:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Mariotti Will Stand Trial On Stalking, Domestic Violence, And Assault Charges]]></title>
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				"Mariotti allegedly confronted the woman at a restaurant last Sept. 30.... He also is accused of grabbing the woman outside a Venice restaurant around midnight on April 15 of this year, pulling out a chunk of her hair and grabbing her cell phone away as he shouted at her." [<a href="http://www.bhcourier.com/article/Local/Local/Former_ESPN_Sports_Personality_Jay_Mariotti_Ordered_To_Stand_Trial/77331">BHCourier</a>, h/t tomuban]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816476/jay-mariotti-will-stand-trial-on-stalking-domestic-violence-and-assault-charges" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Will Stand Trial On Stalking, Domestic Violence, And Assault Charges">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Jun 2011 21:50:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/751 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/751 --> The <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jay-mariotti/">tale of Jay Mariotti,</a> as sad and vile as it may be on the surface, isn't entirely unique. During his interview with <a href="http://www.foxsportsradio.com/pages/jasonwhitlock/index.html?uri=channels/449784/">Fox's Jason Whitlock months ago</a>, Mariotti played off the first set of allegations as an isolated <a href="http://deadspin.com/5619582/jay-mariotti-domestic-dispute-witness-he-grabbed-her-by-the-hair">moment of rage</a> (he was trying to "help the person [his girlfriend]," he said), and he may not have been lying. But it also represented the last step in a transformation from an acerbic, confrontational sportswriter into a semi-celebrity totally divorced from normal human behavior and whose life was quickly becoming an ongoing exercise in brand management. Like I said, this isn't new. What follows is a little bit of armchair psychology, based on thousands of hours spent monitoring and bullying ESPN personalities about some of their off-screen activities.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5801347/tv-is-a-helluva-drug" title="Click here to read more about TV Is A Helluva Drug: On Jay Mariotti And The Sportspersona Machine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 May 2011 19:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 According to a press release issued by the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office, former ESPN commentator Jay Mariotti pleaded not guilty today to allegations of stalking and assaulting the former girlfriend he was convicted of assaulting last year. Here's the release in its entirety:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5801035/jay-mariotti-charged-with-assaulting-his-girlfriend-again-faces-five-years-in-prison" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Charged With Felony Stalking And Assaulting His Ex-Girlfriend Again, Faces Five Years In Prison">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				From reader Jon in Beverly Hills, who caught <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5763635/in-which-we-learn-jay-mariotti-is-still-a-jackass">Mariotti</a> at a crosswalk earlier today:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5772796/jay-mariotti-is-getting-a-tan-designer-clothes-and-a-fairly-mean-mug-in-beverly-hills" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Is Getting A Tan, Designer Clothes, And A Fairly Mean Mug In Beverly Hills">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				With <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5763635/in-which-we-learn-jay-mariotti-is-still-a-jackass">Jay Mariotti</a> doing the <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5762523/jay-mariottis-redemption-tour-begins-with-jason-whitlocks-podcast">stations of the cross</a> now, let's take a look back at a demoralizing moment from early in his career. A reader called our attention to the following excerpt from <a href="http://search.espn.go.com/gene-wojciechowski/">Gene Wojciechowski's </a>1990 book, <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pond-Scum-Vultures-Sportswriters-Profession/dp/0026308517?tag=gmgamzn-20">Pond Scum and Vultures: America's Sportswriters Talk About Their Glamorous Profession</a></em>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5764437/remembering-the-time-jay-mariotti-got-hazed-in-the-reds-clubhouse" title="Click here to read more about Remembering The Time Jay Mariotti Got Hazed In The Reds Clubhouse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/392 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/392 --> Jay Mariotti <a href="http://www.foxsportsradio.com/pages/jasonwhitlock/">spoke with Jason Whitlock</a> for another 42 minutes today. I learned some things about Mariotti that I didn't know before. He started out as a regular sports columnist <s>for the Chicago <em>Sun-Times</em></s> in Cincinnati when he was just 25 years old, and in retrospect he can't believe that he had such a platform at that age, because "what does anyone know" at that age. I could relate to that. I learned that as a boy in Pittsburgh, he would walk to the corner store and buy the papers and read every sports section, and that he thinks that practice made him a better writer. I could relate to that, too. I learned that he considers Skip Bayless to be "dead-on" and to be the one guy who he'd "better read the paper" for in the morning, "'cause he's pretty good." I couldn't really relate to that.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5763635/in-which-we-learn-jay-mariotti-is-still-a-jackass" title="Click here to read more about In Which We Learn Jay Mariotti Is Still A Jackass">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/387 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/387 --> Jason Whitlock debuted his <a href="http://www.foxsportsradio.com/pages/jasonwhitlock/">new podcast on Fox Sports Radio</a> today with a 45-minute sit-down with Jay Mariotti.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5762523/jay-mariottis-redemption-tour-begins-with-jason-whitlocks-podcast" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti's Redemption Tour Begins With Jason Whitlock's Podcast">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<em>Your morning roundup for Feb. 16, a day after <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2011/02/16/sports/cycling/AP-CYC-Armstrong-Retirement.html?hp">a guy from Texas retired from riding bicycles while wearing tights. Again</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5761580/don-mattingly-will-stop-at-nothing-to-find-a-world-series-ring" title="Click here to read more about Don Mattingly Will Stop At Nothing To Find A World Series Ring">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 We've reached the SHOTY Semifinals. Brett Favre <a href="http://deadspin.com/5700249/shoty-quarterfinals-no-1-brett-favre-vs-no-8-ines-sainz">left Ines Sainz in arrears</a>, and Jay Mariotti <a href="http://deadspin.com/5700239/shoty-quarterfinals-no-4-jay-mariotti-vs-no-5-jason-whitlock">oozed Jason Whitlock's pumpkin</a>. Now, for the nitty-gritty.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5703117/shoty-semifinals-no-1-brett-favre-vs-no-4-jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Semifinals: No. 1 Brett Favre Vs. No. 4 Jay Mariotti">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's the media subregional! It is worth noting that the only two media folk to make the SHOTY final eight are both <EM>former</EM> ESPN employees. Well, then, the decks must be swabbed shiny clean over there then.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5700239/shoty-quarterfinals-no-4-jay-mariotti-vs-no-5-jason-whitlock" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Quarterfinals: No. 4 Jay Mariotti vs. No. 5 Jason Whitlock">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 A cavalcade of athletes gone astray from their moral core, rambunctiously violent media personalities, accidental female empowerers, and a mysterious man in a mask. See them all below.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5698400/your-2010-deadspin-sports-human-of-the-year-nominees-are" title="Click here to read more about Your 2010 Deadspin Sports Human Of The Year Nominees Are...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Just weeks after exploding onto the Twitter scene, Jay Mariotti saw his followers dwindling, and <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/what-if-jay-mariotti-deleted-his-twitter-account-29150">quietly deleted his account</a>. Good try, Jay.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5670776/jay-mariotti-slinks-away-from-twitter-tail-between-his-legs" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Slinks Away From Twitter, Tail Between His Legs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The head of the Los Angeles police union has voiced concerns about attorney and LAPD civilian oversight board member Debra Wong Yang's brief representation of Jay Mariotti who, in a no-contest plea deal, saw six misdemeanor counts dropped.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5659937/did-an-la-police-watchdog-bend-ethical-rules-for-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about Did An L.A. Police Watchdog Bend Ethical Rules For Jay Mariotti?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5656664/studies-show-legs-arent-supposed-to-bend-that-way" title="Click here to read more about Studies Show Legs Aren't Supposed To Bend That Way">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Jay Mariotti pleaded no contest to a single count of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5619582/jay-mariotti-domestic-dispute-witness-he-grabbed-her-by-the-hair">misdemeanor domestic violence</a>; the six remaining charges were dropped. Says his attorney: "Today's resolution ... ends the matter once and for all." Right. No one will ever mention this again. [<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/09/espn-personality-jay-mariotti-pleads-no-contest-to-misdemeanor-domestic-violence.html">LAT</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5652480/mariotti-pleads-no-contest" title="Click here to read more about Mariotti Pleads No Contest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Mariotti faces seven misdemeanor charges (including one for taking his girlfriend's purse), each count carrying a maximum sentence of a year in prison. His arraignment is on Friday; anyone want to check it out for us? [<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/09/espn-sports-personality-jay-mariotti-charged-with-misdemeanor-domestic-battery.html">LA Times</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5637074/jay-mariotti-charged-with-domestic-violence-and-purse-snatching" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Charged With Domestic Violence And Purse Snatching">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Presenting the second 2010 inductee to The Deadspin Hall Of Fame ...				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5631850/deadspin-hall-of-fame-inductee-jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Jay Mariotti">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Yes, Jason Whitlock knows (allegedly) whipping your girlfriend around by her hair is bad.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5630108/us-open-fight-inspires-whitlockian-defense-of-jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about U.S. Open Upper-Decker Fight Inspires Whitlockian &quot;Defense of Jay Mariotti&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The voting, as it stands: 61% for <a href="http://deadspin.com/5624917/deadspin-hof-nominee-athlete-dong">Athlete Dong</a>, 78% for <a href="http://deadspin.com/5624921/deadspin-hof-nominee-sean-salisbury">Salisbury</a>, 50% for <a href="http://deadspin.com/5624934/deadspin-hof-nominee-nightmare-ant">Nightmare Ant</a>, 61% for <a href="http://deadspin.com/5624937/deadspin-hof-nominee-jason-whitlock">Whitlock</a>, and 91% for <a href="http://deadspin.com/5624940/deadspin-hof-nominee-jay-mariotti">Mariotti</a>. Only about 83 hours left to spam yes votes for Nightmare Ant and all the others. Vote now!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5629562/dont-forget-to-cast-your-deadspin-hall-of-fame-votes" title="Click here to read more about Don't Forget To Cast Your Deadspin Hall Of Fame Votes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Before the last fortnight happened, Jay Mariotti would have been a serious contender for the Deadspin Hall of Fame. Now that it has ... well, frankly, I'm a little surprised he's not in the HOF already.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5624940/deadspin-hof-nominee-jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin HOF Nominee: Jay Mariotti">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:30:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/82 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/82 --> <em>Around The Horn</em> returned from its fortuitously timed hiatus today to finally discuss Mariotti the best way they know: with a timer and a scoring system, and by barking like trained seals.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5625818/lets-all-watch-around-the-horn-uncomfortably-discuss-the-mariotti-mess" title="Click here to read more about Let's All Watch Around The Horn Uncomfortably Discuss The Mariotti Mess">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Those are Bulls and White Sox Owner Jerry Reinsdorf's words, not ours.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5624302/jay-mariotti-was-and-is-a-pissant" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti &quot;Was and Is a Pissant.&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Via <a href="http://twitter.com/richarddeitsch">Deitsch</a>: "We are continuing to gather all the facts. In the meantime, we have suspended Jay Mariotti and are not featuring any new work from him."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5622618/and-aol-suspends-jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about And AOL Suspends Jay Mariotti...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Aug 2010 10:48:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The woman, seen in this photo taken last May at a bar in Santa Monica, is Jay Mariotti's girlfriend, the one involved in the alleged <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/08/espn-personality-jay-mariotti-arrested.html">domestic disturbance early Saturday morning</a>. The eyewitness who called the cops on Mariotti gives us his report.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5619582/jay-mariotti-domestic-dispute-witness-he-grabbed-her-by-the-hair" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti &quot;Ripped Something Out Of Her Ear And Shoved Her Around&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Sunday keepsake: Here's a link to the <a href="http://app4.lasd.org/iic/details.cfm?A=C6DFF0EE879D934CAB32FF0E9A1A5DAE04EF69F1&B=%27(NC%3B]HO%23UP%20%20%0A&C=JEDRR&CFID=43101514&CFTOKEN=30642370&jsessionid=f030fd596fb387a8f770383a16e603555739">L.A. County Sheriff's Department Inmate Information Sheet</a> for one Mariotti, Jay, no middle name; DOB 6.22.59, 5'10", 165 pounds, brown/brown, Booking No.: 2449208.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5618841/jay-mariotti-due-in-court-on-sept-17" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Due in Court on Sept. 17">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/08/espn-personality-jay-mariotti-released-from-jail-on-50000-bail.html">From the LA Times</a>: ESPN personality and sports columnist Jay Mariotti was released from jail on $50,000 bail Saturday, hours after being arrested on suspicion of felony domestic assault, authorities said.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5618631/jay-mariotti-free-on-bail-after-about-12-hours-in-the-clink" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Free on Bail After About 12 Hours in the Clink (With 10:45 p.m. Mugshot Update)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Here's <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/08/espn-personality-jay-mariotti-arrested.html">what the LA Times says about the overnight arrest </a>...				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5618514/whys-espns-jay-mariotti-in-jail" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Arrested, Possible Domestic Disturbance (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Once, not so long ago, a famous golfer was unfaithful to the public image that sportswriters had helped construct for him, and the sportswriters were sad. But then along came Phil Mickelson, and the sportswriters <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5077009">turned him into a Lifetime movie.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5515566/phil-mickelson-your-new-women+friendly-morally-pristine-sportswriter-unicorn" title="Click here to read more about Phil Mickelson: Your New, Women-Friendly, Morally Pristine Sportswriter Unicorn">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:30:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Our Deadspin Super Bowl Bounty Hunt Claimed The Usual Suspect: Jay Mariotti]]></title>
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				Even though I thought our <a href="http://deadspin.com/5462749/presentingthe-deadspin-miami-super-bowl-bounty-hunt">Bounty Hunt post</a> was pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek, some people did choose to participate.  No, Joe Montana did not poop on Mark Schlereth's lap, but Jay Mariotti was (again) spotted, drink in hand. Oh, and mackin'.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5467201/our-deadspin-super-bowl-bounty-hunt-claimed-the-usual-suspect-jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about Our Deadspin Super Bowl Bounty Hunt Claimed The Usual Suspect: Jay Mariotti">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:30:39 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Presenting The Absolute Worst Hall Of Fame Voter (Update)]]></title>
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				In all the foofaraw over the HOF elections, one voter stands above the rest in terms of sheer ineptitude and self-promotion. Let's ridicule them! But first, the runners up:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5443162/presenting-the-absolute-worst-hall-of-fame-voter-update" title="Click here to read more about Presenting The Absolute Worst Hall Of Fame Voter (Update)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Mariotti Likes To Wear His "Club Jeans" When He's Sports Shouting]]></title>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5435428/jay-mariotti-likes-to-wear-his-club-jeans-when-hes-sports-shouting" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Likes To Wear His "Club Jeans" When He's Sports Shouting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti]]></title>
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				It is this reporter's opinion that if you say "Roger Ebert can kiss my ass," you are a bad person. It's just my philosophy.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5420261/2009-shoty-nominee-jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:00:15 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Will Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar]]></title>
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				Even though our good friend and dance partner, Jason Whitlock, is annoyed that Deadspin is "<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/6018614040">baiting its readers to stalk Mariotti,</a>" it would be more criminal to waste this picture of Jay's big night at Blue Frog <a href="http://deadspin.com/5411981/jay-mariotti-lurking-tormentor-of-the-chicago-bar-scene?skyline=true&s=x">we referenced yesterday</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5412759/jay-mariotti-lurking-karaoke-superstar" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:00:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene]]></title>
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				Mariotti's omnipresence on the Chicago bar scene &mdash; and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5410972/jay-mariotti-isthe-lurker">recent photos confirming it</a> &mdash; have opened the floodgates from numerous other Chicagoans(ites) who've had unfortunate run-ins with him.  A few samplings of the (alleged) Mariotti interactions.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5411981/jay-mariotti-lurking-tormentor-of-the-chicago-bar-scene" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:30:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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