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				<a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10320/1103742-100.stm">The Steelers cut Jeff Reed today</a>, after 8½ eventful seasons. We say goodbye to the boozing, the blowout, and, yes, the dong. Join us, won't you?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5691510/requiem-for-a-kicker-jeff-reeds-greatest-hits/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Requiem For A Kicker: Jeff Reed's Greatest Hits">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like the good of people of Pittsburgh, who don't stand for miscreants, rabble rousers, or hippies. Plus, their heroes very rarely get charged with crimes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5515934/last-nights-winner-steeler-pride" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: Steeler Pride">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:45:29 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Now we know <a href="http://deadspin.com/5384841/jeff-reed-still-has-the-magic-touch">the real truth</a> behind <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jeffreed" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jeffreed" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jeffreed/">Jeff Reed</a>'s cop trouble last night, and I owe him an apology. Reed was merely trying to defend his teammate&mdash;tight end <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mattspaeth" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mattspaeth" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/mattspaeth/">Matt Spaeth</a>&mdash;from police intimidation....after Spaeth was caught peeing in public.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5385136/jeff-reed-defender-of-public-urination" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:00:38 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Liquor Kicker got cited for public intoxication and disorderly conduct after stumbling from Heinz Field down to McFadden's Bar after the game yesterday. Fortunately, he got pinched by 9 p.m. so he could still get his sleep. [<a href="http://www.wpxi.com/news/21335474/detail.html">WPXI</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5384841/jeff-reed-still-has-the-magic-touch" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I know the idea of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEFF REED" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEFF REED" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jeff-reed/">Jeff Reed</a>, drunk in a gas station bathroom at 3:00 a.m. <a href="http://deadspin.com/5153754/jeff-reed-freaks-out-on-paper-towel-machine-convenience-store-workers">sounds improbable</a>, but there was actually a very good reason for it. He was paid to do it!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5160977/the-real-reason-for-jeff-reeds-towel-tantrum" title="Click here to read more about The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:00:40 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, did they ever fix the towel dispenser that Jeff Reed broke?" That or you were thinking of pie. Quite often it's pie.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5160567/revisiting-jeff-reeds-paper-towel-freakout-an-investigative-report" title="Click here to read more about Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:30:02 EST]]></pubDate>
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				If this case of criminal mischief involved any other professional athlete, it would be moderately surprising. Alas, it's Pittsburgh Steelers' kicker Jeff Reed, whose behavior continues to baffle and amuse.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5153754/jeff-reed-freaks-out-on-paper-towel-machine-convenience-store-workers" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed Freaks Out On Paper Towel Machine, Convenience Store Workers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:52:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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				That's not eatin', that's dinin'. Steelers kicker enjoys the high life at the Pitt-West Virgina basketball game. [<a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=11214#more-11214">Busted Coverage</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5152562/jeff-reed-likes-his-nachosis-getting-fat" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed Likes His Nachos/Is Getting Fat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.deadspin.com/tag/pittsburgh-steelers">Pittsburgh Steelers</a> kicker Jeff Reed is one-man marketing machine and it all has to do with his  goofy hair-do and his inability to turn down any camera phone. USA Today amusingly investigates.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5143121/the-hypnotic-tao-of-jeff-reed" title="Click here to read more about The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We're four days from the big game, and a certain Steelers kicker is determined to be well lubricated. "Neil Rackers would never be so ill-behaved." [<a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/you-cant-have-the-steelers-in-the-super-bowl-without-jeff-reed-getting-hammered.html">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5141423/jeff-reed-is-getting-accustomed-to-his-surroundings" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed Is Getting Accustomed To His Surroundings">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Those ribald, pigskin miscreants at <em>Thee</em> <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/tiara-and-sash-a-good-look-for-drunken-kickers.html">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a> have been gifted with a picture of Steelers' kicker Jeff Reed acting just like you'd expect Steelers' kicker Jeff Reed to act at a Las Vegas poolside bar. The three pictures of Reed show him wearing a sash, a bib and a tiara, or donning a tiara while girl-curling.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/385141/jeff-reed-will-see-your-giant-dong-and-raise-you-a-tiara-and-a-lady" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong And Raise You A Tiara And A Lady">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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OK, folks ... it's time for the voting to begin. Let's all give big-up to the genius that is <a href="http://www.jimcookeillustration.com">Jim Cooke</A> for his official SHOTY graphic. The 2007 SHOTY voting will run every Tuesday and Thursday until, well, 2008 probably. We love Kige there.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/322049/shoty-first-round-elijah-dukes-vs-jeff-reed" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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You know it's almost time for the NFL to start when even <EM>more</EM> drunken vaguely sexual Jeff Reed photos are hitting the Internets.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/296114/jeff-reed-loves-his-peeps" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed Loves His Peeps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You might remember our little Christmas Eve present for you last year: Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/pittsburgh-steelers/yep-thats-a-kickers-dong-224068.php">taking a picture of him nearly nude in the mirror</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/268100/jeff-reed-is-the-most-fun-kicker-of-all-time" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Reed Is The Most Fun Kicker Of All Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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This one... is for the ladies.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/224068/yep-thats-a-kickers-dong" title="Click here to read more about Yep... That's a Kicker's Dong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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