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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1582 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1582 --> <i>What is ESPN prattling on about right now? We condense your morning </i>SportsCenter<i> to its essence.</i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5857030/shortcenter-hannah-storm-and-jeremy-schaap-use-their-serious-voices-to-talk-about-jerry-sandusky" title="Click here to read more about ShortCenter: Hannah Storm And Jeremy Schaap Use Their Serious Voices To Talk About Jerry Sandusky">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:00:48 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Right now, we desperately wish we had video handy of Jeremy Schapp in one of the "meetings" on "E-60"'s conference room segments. He is ... saying something ... very serious.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5018249/media-approval-ratings-jeremy-schaap" title="Click here to read more about Media Approval Ratings: Jeremy Schaap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:05:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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We watched that new ESPN show "E-60," or whatever the correct nomenclature is, and you know what? It's not so bad.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/311911/witness-bill-simmons-in-tight-tight-tights" title="Click here to read more about Witness Bill Simmons In Tight Tight Tights">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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All right, we know <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/the-sad-faces-of-buster-olney-and-jeremy-schaap-135559.php">we've mentioned this already</a>, but we're still kind of obsessed with this daily SportsCenter feature of Steve Phillips "playing" the role of every team's GM. At first, we thought this was just going to be a Boston thing, playing with the Theo Epstein press conference last week. But then they did the Yankees, and then the Cubs, and the Astros tomorrow, and we're realizing that they're really going to do this, they really might do every MLB team. So we thought we'd just go ahead and confess every part of this we're confused about. Henceforth:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/136164/ok-seriously-knock-it-off-you-guys" title="Click here to read more about OK, Seriously, Knock It Off You Guys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:00:33 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Maybe it's that ridiculous <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/the-sad-faces-of-buster-olney-and-jeremy-schaap-135559.php">Steve Phillips mock press conference thing</A> that "SportsCenter" is doing right now, but for whatever reason, there's all kinds of anti-ESPN invective out there today. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/135899/sure-yeah-critics-espns-totally-listening" title="Click here to read more about Sure, Yeah, Critics, ESPN's Totally Listening">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:30:31 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Sad Faces Of Buster Olney And Jeremy Schaap]]></title>
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For anyone who wondered just what sacrifices that legitimate journalists like Jeremy Schaap and Buster Olney have to suckle from ESPN's cash teat, look no further than this morning's "SportsCenter." In it, baseball analyst Steve Phillips answers mock questions in a mock press conference, pretending to be Boston's general manager. This is bad enough, dumb, pointless, harmless. But then, the people "asking" the "questions" to Phillips ... they're real ESPN journalists! Including Olney and Schaap, who both, after asking scripted questions to a co-worker, have considerable "I hate myself and want to die" looks on their faces. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/135559/the-sad-faces-of-buster-olney-and-jeremy-schaap" title="Click here to read more about The Sad Faces Of Buster Olney And Jeremy Schaap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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