<![CDATA[Deadspin: Jerks]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Jerks]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/jerks http://deadspin.com/tag/jerks <![CDATA[Awesome Track Coach Wins League Championship By Disqualifying Girl For Friendship Bracelet]]> South Pasadena High pole vaulter Robin Laird thought she won a league championship last month when her final vault clinched the meet. Then the opposing coach helpfully pointed out that she was wearing a string around her wrist. Clutch! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5536653&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[In Amazing Coincidence, Two Michigan State Players Kicked Off Team]]> Junior Roderick Jenrette and sophomore Glenn Winston were dismissed from Michigan State's football team two days after unidentified football players were accused of beating up frat boys in a residence hall. Gee, you think it might be the same guys? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5412752&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers]]> A Pittsburgh area man is in jail this morning after he kicked a 13-week-old pit bull to death because it wouldn't walk next to him and he had a Steeler game to watch. Obviously, Troy Polamalu hates animals! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5411012&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?]]> Arek Onyszko was kicked off his Danish soccer club after writing a book titled "Fucking Polack" (seriously), including passages like "I hate gays, I really do." Really? Because the Chinese character tattoos on your beautifully sculpted abs say otherwise. [Brooks] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5396199&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Aim For The Knees, Brett!]]> Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5350120&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["Assault In The Ring" Reminds You To Hate Boxing Forever]]> You may have already seen the HBO documentary "Assault In The Ring," but if you haven't yet, put it on your to-do list. Just in case you've forgotten that boxing is filled, top to bottom, with unbelievable scumbags. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5329762&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tony Mandarich's Porno Revenge Web Site (UPDATED)]]> Tony Mandarich's ex-fiancee is suing the world's most famous draft bust because she claims that he set up a porn website under her name to embarrass her with pictures of her doing dirty, dirty things. That's not very gentlemanly. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5297131&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ It's not polite to mess with a sports bar's...]]> It's not polite to mess with a sports bar's remote. [Break.com] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=315590&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Peter Angelos Hates The Homeless]]> Our old pal Dave Zirin, who's over at SI.com now, has been keeping an eye on some of Orioles owner Peter Angelos' labor practices over there in Ballmer. And whatever your politics are, it's pretty difficult not to be disgusted. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=296674&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[If You See These People At Large, Turn Them In IMMEDIATELY]]> Sure, you might look at this picture and think you see the kindly, warm-hearted parishioners of The Fall Creek Baptist Church in Indianapolis. It might make you feel warm; it might make you long for home. You might see nice old ladies during an Hawaiian-themed event. You might see that. More »
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