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From spectacular Tar Hell JJones:

Here's Tyler Hansbrough signing autographs before a barnstorming tour stop in Gastonia, NC— the home of Sun-Drop, Fred Drust, and James Worthy. Mr. Psycho T looks very intelligent while signing his masterpiece.

For those not familiar with "barnstorming," read this article. It's a big deal in North Carolina.

Yawwwwn! Alright, lemme get my coffee and we'll get this bitch on track today. Stop jumping on the bed. Here. Watch this: