Deadspin: Jerry Jones

Jerry Jones Repeatedly Insists That Tony Romo Was The Fourth-Best Quarterback In The NFL This Year

Sports Radio Interviews — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:40:00 EST

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: sometimes numbers don't tell the whole story. More »

ShortCenter: Jerry Jones Sells Some Snake Oil

Matt Toder — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:37:03 EST

Jerry Jones Gives Jason Garrett The Dreaded Vote Of Confidence

Sports Radio Interviews — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:50:41 EST

Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update

Brian Hickey — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:45:00 EDT

When KFDX from Wichita Falls, Texas needed someone to shout-out the big Knox City/Newcastle game last weekend, they knew Chad McGhee was the man for them. More »

Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update And Blistering Jerry Jones Take Down

Brian Hickey — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 20:30:00 EDT

You should have heard the excitement in Chad McGhee's tone during the weekly call. It was unparalleled in football analytica. Such is what one would expect when the mighty Knox City Greyhounds got off the schneid with a 47-0 victory over the Rule Bulldogs. More »

Cam Newton Doesn't Have Any Tattoos Or Piercings, And Jerry Richardson "Wants To Keep It That Way"

Emma Carmichael — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 17:50:00 EDT

Back in April, Panthers owner Jerry Richardson told the Charlotte Observer that he's never wanted a "roster of 53 choirboys" on his football team, which is a very nice and almost renegade sentiment for a 75-year-old millionaire to share. But he also doesn't want a quarterback with tattoos, piercings, or long hair. More »

Jerry Jones Denies Storming The Locker Room After One Half Of A Preseason Game

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:00:00 EDT

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: the Cowboys owner says he didn't get furious until after the entire Chargers game. More »

You Can Say "Circumcising Mosquitoes" On PTI, But You Can't Say It Thrice

Emma Carmichael — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:00:00 EDT

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The gentlemen on Pardon The Interruption exceeded the quota for the amount of times one can say some variation of the phrase "circumcising mosquitoes" on live television today. Cowlishaw, quoting (and imitating) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, gets in two mentions, but Wilbon never gets his chance. These guys have all the fun, up until the mic gets pulled. More »

Phillies Infielder Throws 10-Pitch 19th Inning To Close Out Joey Votto And The Reds

Brian Hickey — Thu, 26 May 2011 09:30:00 EDT

Your morning roundup for May 26, the day after Disney realized that it probably wasn't the best of ideas to trademark American heroes for profit. More »

This Is Exactly What You'd Expect Jerry Jones's "War Room" To Look Like, Isn't It?

Brian Hickey — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 22:15:00 EDT

Tipster Eric asks, "Was there a little person in the Cowboys war room or a teenager?" That's easy. Totally a kid. Here's the important question: What were Isaac Chroner's specific instructions when he helped the lad* infiltrate the Dallas organization? More »

Real American Fans Shut Out Of Real American Event Do Real American Thing And Sue

Jack Dickey — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 13:50:00 EST

Somehow two silly displaced Super Bowl ticketholders and their eager lawyers managed to devise a lawsuit just as profoundly stupid as Dan Snyder's. They're seeking more than $5 million from the NFL, the Cowboys, and Jerry Jones personally. Why? More »

Gingerbread Peyton Manning Has Reese's Cup Football, Frosting Dong

Barry Petchesky — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:25:00 EST

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

Remember The Time Peyton Manning Helped Chris Hanson Catch A Predator?

Brian Hickey — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Jerry Jones In Vegas Is Pretty Much What You'd Expect

Tommy Craggs — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:50:08 EST

Next Time Cowboys Fire A Coach Mid-Season, They Will Likely Check Domain Name

Emma Carmichael — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 20:51:18 EST

Because someone failed to re-register the domain name, the Dallas Cowboys website disappeared from the interwebs on a big day for Cowboys-related news, and site visitors instead saw a screen like this. The marketing office must be in between interns. More »

Wade Phillips Fired As Cowboys Coach

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:05:13 EST

After weeks of saying no one would be fired until January, Jerry Jones was noticeably silent on guarantees yesterday. Today, Wade Phillips is out; Jason Garrett is in. The 'Boys are still 1-7. More »

Big And Li'l Wash's Bender Continued On Into The Night

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 09:35:13 EDT

Jerry Jones's Bizarre Sexual Assault Lawsuit

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 10:35:00 EDT

Remember Jerry Jones's drunk video, in which he slammed Parcells and Tebow? A woman claims that later that night Jones assaulted her, had her drugged with GHB, and almost gave her a prostitute's STD. Strange stuff in here. More »

Hockey Goon Wants to "Change the World"

Brian Hickey — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Jerry Jones Clarifies His "Social Moment," Explains That Bill Parcells Is, In Fact, Worth A Shit

Tommy Craggs — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:05:46 EDT

Jerry Jones took the opportunity at a diabetes fundraiser yesterday to explain away his sodden musings on Bill Parcells, and somehow he came away sounding a lot sillier than he did last week during cocktail hour at Ocean Prime. More »

The Jerry Jones Video Wrap-Up

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 20:05:02 EDT

It's been an active day for the Cowboys' owner, after his sloshy Parcells/Tebow rant became a top story throughout the Dallas area and was even deemed talking head-worthy by the WWL. Take it away, Lovely Hannah. More »

Ehhhh...Fuck Off, Dale Hansen

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:55:22 EDT

"That story we had earlier tonight about Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, if that's what it is (and our news director thinks it is), is yet another example of the decline of journalism as we once knew it." [WFAA] More »

Slurring Jerry Jones Bad-Mouths Bill Parcells, Tim Tebow

David Matthews — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:45:21 EDT

A source sends along this video of a seemingly inebriated Jerry Jones waxing off about Tim Tebow ("he'd never get on the field"), Bill Parcells ("not worth a shit"), and how he got his stadium. Read the rough transcript after the jump. More »

Dallas Luminaries Join Forces To Raise Awareness Of Super Bowl XLV

David Matthews — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:00:00 EST

The Dallas-Fort Worth Fox affiliate brought a group of notable Dallas sports and news figures together to promote the upcoming Super Bowl (only 334 days!). Can you name them all? More »

Don't. Look. Behind You.

Barry Petchesky — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:00:00 EST

On the same day that everyone reports Wade Phillips will get his extension, the Cowpokes go and lay an egg. A huge, missed-field-goal, turnover, overmatched-secondary-shaped egg.(Via: Kurtenblog) More »

Just Two Horsemen Shy Of An Apocalypse

Barry Petchesky — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:00:00 EST

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

Today In TMZish Sports: Matt Kemp Gets Handsy And A Dwarf Cock-Blocks A Boxer (UPDATE)

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:40:29 EST

These are some of the things that are happening in the nether regions of the sports gossip world. This news is not breaking. It is not exclusive. There are no exclamation points. We did not pay for these photos. More »

Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:00:00 EDT

"Two years ago the Giants were in trouble," Jones said. "It was also absolutely expected that something was going to happen with the coach....Well, that same year they won the Super Bowl....This is a long, long journey." [DMN] More »

Jerry Jones Admits To Watching Irvin-On-Irvin Video

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:10:32 EDT

Was there ever a doubt that he wouldn't watch it? Probably had that big Texas snicker going the whole time. [Dallas Observer] More »

Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:30:50 EDT

Some of you who follow my infrequently updated Twitter account may have seen a report from a friend about a video of two people doing the North Texas rumpy-pump in the bathroom at the MNF game. It has arrived. (NSFW) More »

Cowboys Repent For "Party Pass" Hell (Sort Of)

Nash Landesman — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:00:32 EDT

We reported on the special circle of hell the Cowboys reserved for their Party Pass holders on Sunday. Almost a week later, Jerry Jones is finally owning up to the mayhem which, in Jerry's defense, made the record books. More »

$1.3 Billion And Not A Decent Boiler In The Place

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:45:00 EDT

Giants LB Danny Clark: "There's not a lot of hot water in there. (Jones) cut some corners in the bathroom there...It was lukewarm at best." [Newsday] More »

How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:05:42 EDT

All you haterz out there who predicted that selling 30,000 standing room tickets for Cowboy games would turn their new stadium into a lawless Thunderdome? Yeah, you were completely right. More »

This Must Have Looked Awesome On The Jerrytron

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »

The Cowboys Scoreboard Punter Drinking Game

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:30:04 EDT

You don't need a reason to drink this weekend, but you may need a reason to watch a 49ers-Cowboys preseason game that doesn't include "it was the only thing the sheriff would let me watch from the holding cell." More »

Cowboys Stadium Offers Valuable Seating Behind This Brick Wall

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:35:47 EDT

We've already covered the new Cowboys Stadium's opulent luxury, from the $40 million scoreboard to the $60 pizzas. How about $75 seats where you can only see one-third of the playing field? Thank you, Jerry Jones for all your blessings! More »

Moving Jerry's Big TV Wouldn't Be Cheap

KOGOD — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:15:00 EDT

According to Chris Mortensen's source with the Cowboys, raising the 72' high video screen would cost a minimum of $2 million (or 33,333 pizzas). No worries, Jerry Jones was already considering raising it to accommodate a U2 concert. [ESPN] More »

Cowboys' Massive New Stadium Not Big Enough To Play Football In

Dashiell Bennett — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Jerry Jones (and Texas taxpayers) spent $1.2 billion constructing an opulent state-of-the-art multi-use arena that's perfect for concerts, soccer matches, trade shows, Promise Keepers rallies, and even football games—provided that you don't allow either team to punt. More »

$1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:15:47 EDT

Martellus Bennett takes you on an informative and possibly racist (just against the Chinese, though) tour of the new Cowboys stadium. Hope you like $14 BBQ sandwiches, Dallas fans! Someone has to pay for those video screens. [MartyBTV] More »

Dallas Cowboys Get What They Want, When They Want It

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:30:54 EDT

Irving, Texas, officials possibly suspect that the Cowboy's practice bubble that collapsed last month may have lacked some structure integrity. (Ya think?) They're fairly confident, however, that anyone other than the Cowboys would never have been allowed to build it. More »