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By David Matthews May 9, 2010 2:45 PM

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Benny The Bull Goes On Jerry Springer, Fights Rival Bull Over Woman

Benny The Bull Goes On Jerry Springer, Fights Rival Bull Over Woman For some reason, Benny the Bull, he of the reckless high-fives and sheriff punches, went on Springer recently and learned that his woman-friend was stepping out on him with another mascot. Metaphors and interpretations welcome below. [Pippen Ain't Easy]

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