<![CDATA[Deadspin: Jessica Simpson]]> http://ganja.gawkerassets.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Jessica Simpson]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/jessica simpson http://deadspin.com/tag/jessica simpson <![CDATA[The Year In...Athlete Power Couples]]> Just like last year, we're showcasing the people, ideas and memes that made Deadspin 2009 shine. Today: Athlete Power Couples. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5434726&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time]]> Until I see visual evidence of the Cowboys quarterback slurping blue cake out of another woman's mouth, I refuse to believe it. But People says they're officially kaput and Romo's getting his Goose on at nightclubs. [People.com] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5313687&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette]]> Tiger Woods teed off today with Tony Romo in his pro-am at Congressional Country Club. In Washington D.C. Spectators don't really like Tony Romo there, so they boo him. But Jessica Simpson — she's OK anywhere. [D.C. Sports Bog] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5305630&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Vanity Fair Loves To Let The Famous Ladies Of Popular Quarterbacks Speak Honestly]]> Last month it was Gisele. This month? Jessica Simpson: "Before a game, I'm crazed, sending mass e-mails: ‘Please pray for Tony's protection.'" This poor guy. [VF.com] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5241358&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys]]> Dear VH1: Please develop a reality series starring Terrell Owens, in which he examines his many personal problems with his publicists. P.S., I am not a crackpot. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5140229&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Entertains Phoenix Baseball Fans, Car Wreck Aficionados]]> We may have had a bit of fun in our last visit with the notion that Jessica Simpson's opening act is Randy Johnson. However, we felt that perhaps we hadn't given the matter the proper respect it deserves. After all, a number of important and wealthy people knowledgeable about their industries determined this created synergies of some type. Who are we to question corporations? Therefore, we set out to document the evening last night at Chase Field, where a baseball game can indeed be incidental. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5049594&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Country Music's Newest Star Looks Awfully Familiar, And Inexpensive]]> Jessica Simpson was a big deal just a short time ago, right? We thought so. We vaguely remember some kind of movie she was in and she was singing songs and then she dated a guy we all heard of... all of that happened, right? Because now she's reinventing herself in the easier-to-penetrate country music market and showing up at county fairs and playing a "free" concert at Chase Field after a Diamondbacks game. When did this happen? Did the high price of helium damage her ability to keep her talents well-developed? We're truly stumped. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5040957&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Is Webcam Stripping For Tony Romo During Training Camp]]> Because otherwise he gets lonely. At least according to the always reliable Sun newspaper. Do you think Nick Lachey is more jealous of Tony Romo than he is of his ex-wife? I sort of do. I'm picturing Lachey reading this and thinking, "Damn, that could have been me on the webcam with Tony." Anyway, according to the Sun the stripteases are not without danger:
The pal added: "Jess does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn't have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show."
Peeking? She's not missing Pacman making it rain. Or her dad bringing popcorn and Mello Yello over to watch. Jessica's sexy web strips [The Sun] Jessica Simpson Wiggles on Webcam for Romo [SportsbyBrooks] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032909&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tony And Jessica Think That Journey Totally Rocks]]> It wasn't all fun and wetness at the American Century Championship golf tournament at Lake Tahoe this weekend. Tony Romo and a very orange Jessica Simpson spent some quality time at the Journey/Heart/Cheap Trick concert at Harveys outdoor arena on Saturday night. Here they are arriving for the festivities, where both no doubt were swaying to the intoxicating strains of Open Arms and Any Way You Want It, but probably fidgeted awkwardly during Separate Ways. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5025313&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Biggest Attractions In Tahoe Were Not Necessarily Golfers]]> It's true: Tony Romo did fall into a pond at the American Century Championship. And was rescued by a hockey player. But practically no one noticed, as Jessica Simpson was rocking the white dress with the orange whoozits and wowing the crowd with her intellectual prowess. Typical exchange: "Jessica! Can I have your autograph?" Jessica: "Suuure!" More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5024777&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Our Long National Nightmare Might Really Be Over]]> Although there have been rumors circulating for the last couple days via every gossip blog on the planet, there was still no real confirmation as to whether or not Cowboys' singing sensation Tony Romo and his personal ample-breasted quarterback Jessica Simpson had called it quits. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390532&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[HBO: Jessica Simpson Will Not Retard Our Football Camp Show]]> Everyone getting excited about the upcoming season of Hard Knocks: Dallas Cowboys has every right to be. With a colorful cast of characters to choose from like Terrell Owens, Pacman Jones (please), Tony Romo and the mesmerizing handywork of Jerry Jones' plastic surgeon, it'll be entertaining television even for those who don't enjoy HBO's other reality programming. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388216&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tony Romo Gambles Like He's Still In Charleston, Ill.]]> Want to know the perils of being a "superstar" Dallas Cowboys quarterback who tends to have some trouble getting his team out of the first round of playoffs? If you start dating a featherbrained "pop star," you might end up in Robin Leach's blog — Robin Leach's blog! — with stories about losing $2.5 million in Vegas. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385121&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tragedy In The Big D]]> The birthday party for the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys was celebrated the last night at a Dallas night club where he was joined by friends and family members. Tensions ran high for a little bit when an unexpected guest dropped by and moved through the throngs of people toward the guest of honor. The Cowboys' quarterback became nervous when a doe-eyed , blonde-haired woman with blue icing on her face approached him — should he tell her that she has blue icing on her face? That would be the polite thing to do. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382633&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Roethlisberger Attempts To Renew Classic Steelers/Cowboys Rivalry]]> Perhaps he was coaxed into saying it by a sound bite-hungry Mike Tirico and Michelle Tafoya. Maybe he was just trying to make the December 7 game between the Cowboys and Steelers a little more melodramatic. Whatever the reason, Big Ben Roethlisberger, drinking champion and clumsy motorcyclist, has seemingly taken a half-hearted shot at Tony Romo and his bubble-headed lass, Jessica Simpson. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380864&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Preparing For Wedded Bliss]]> Sure Jessica Simpson may have been a distraction to the Cowboys this past season; the only thing standing between the franchise and a Super Bowl championship (tries to suppress gales of laughter). So to ensure a healthy and successful 2008 season, Tony Romo should dump her, right? Well here's a solution you probably didn't consider, Cowboys fans. He could marry her! I now take you to Us Weekly, where frankly I get all my scoops: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359106&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tony Romo Thinks He Can Do Better]]> Good news, fellows ... Jessica Simpson may soon be available. So for Heaven's sake start wearing collared shirts! (Preferably popped.) Word is that Tony Romo would like to dump her ... only she's not going easily. Hmm. Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction comes to mind here for some reason. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348479&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Today's NFL Season Recap: The Dallas Cowboys]]> I've played this six times and it just keeps getting funnier; but then, I've never been known for my taste. It's the Dallas Cowboys' season in eight seconds. Th-that's all, folks. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345972&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Strahan Would Totally Tap That]]> At first glance it's moral support from an unlikely source: Giants defensive end Michael Strahan says that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson should be given their space. Leave Romo alone! He's a human being! Etc., etc. But you and I know what the real deal is here. Hey Tony, if you ever get tired of her, please don't forget a certain large, gap-toothed individual who took it easy on you in the '08 playoffs. Yes, Strahan wants some of that. Quite a bold move for someone whose body odor is offensive to squirrels. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=343746&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[One More NFL Prop Bet, This Time With Jessica Simpson]]> No matter how excited you might be for Sunday's Cowboys-Giants game, we assure you, your 16-year-old mistress niece is more so. Because she wants to see if Jessica Simpson is going to be there. (We think. Honestly, we don't know any teenagers. Swear.) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=342743&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Is Officially The Yoko Ono Of Sports]]> First of all, this post makes me feel dirty; Pat O'Brien dirty. And we did talk about it over the weekend, so perhaps you could skip the whole thing? No? Read on then. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=341575&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Brady Is Giving Romo Dating Advice Now?]]> Apologies in advance for this item. You should know that, if you click on it, there will be a Britney Spears photo, the weekend box office receipts for Alvin and the Chipmunks, and the headline: Jamie Lynn's baby-daddy is a 'lying, cheating dog.' Hey, it's New Year's Eve; who's reading this anyway? On to the Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson news. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=339101&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Show Romo Your Love On Saturday]]> So, do you REALLY want to get into Tony Romo's head on Saturday? Show up at the game wearing a Jessica Simpson mask; hilarity is sure to ensue! It's all thanks to the new site RuinRomo.com; which I discovered thanks to a commenter. The site provides a Jessica Simpson mask which can be printed out, cut out and worn to the game; plus, helpful hints on reminding our hero just how distracting his girlfriend can be. (Includes the instruction: "Paste popsicle stick to bottom for easy handling."). More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336667&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[T.O. To Romo: Girls Are Icky]]> I've thought about it and decided that it all had to be a nightmare. All I remember are fleeting images: Jessica Simpson. Pink jersey. Multiple sacks of Tony Romo. Terrell Owens asking for Simpson's phone number. Press conference. Yoko Ono. Jerry Jones' face melting like the Nazi in Raiders of the Los Ark. Ah! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336087&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Joe Buck Verbally Gropes Jessica Simpson. Eww.]]> About the only thing missing from Joe Buck's commentary here is Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen walking out from the hallway to question him. BUCK: "I only wanted to talk, I swear." HANSEN: "I have your transcript right here; it's pretty explicit." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=334652&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Who Will Tony Romo Date Next?]]>
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