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		<title><![CDATA[Deadspin: Jilted Mascots]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hasn't Benny The Bull Suffered Enough?]]></title>
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First of all, fighting a giant inflatable version of yourself is nothing unique; I have that dream about every other night. Secondly, you're the Chicago Bulls mascot ... the fact that your girlfriend is sleeping around is the least of your problems.  				<a href="http://deadspin.com/364007/hasnt-benny-the-bull-suffered-enough" title="Click here to read more about Hasn't Benny The Bull Suffered Enough?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[jilted mascots]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[benny the bull]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Chicago Bulls]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[jerry springer]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Nba]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:40:01 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[rickchand]]></dc:creator>
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