Deadspin: Jimmy Johnson

Fox NFL Sunday Analysts Are Really, Totally Not Transparently Excited About The X Factor

Jack Dickey — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 18:30:00 EDT

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Jimmy Johnson Thinks Nevin Shapiro Is A Jock-Sniffing Wannabe Parasitic Scumbag

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:50:00 EDT

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: more name-calling for Nevin Shapiro. More »

Guy Expresses His Jets Disdain Through Dessert (And More)

Brian Hickey — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 17:30:00 EST

Felipe Lopez took it upon himself to share a little story with us via email today. He's going to a "shindig" at his "buddy's house." Felipe will take it from there. More »

Jimmy Johnson To Make Tropical Paradise Hell For Other People On Survivor

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 10:50:49 EDT

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Perhaps confident that ExtenZe All-Natural Male Enhancement tablets can sell themselves, Johnson is exiling himself to Nicaragua for the next season of Survivor. More »

Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:46:47 EDT

KSK spotlights this Le Batard column detailing the silver-haired coach's quest to live life like a Jimmy Buffet song. Pirate party next week at JJ's! [KSK] More »

Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl

A.J. Daulerio — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:45:37 EDT

Okay, he's not really prowling. But JJ definitely does attract a certain type of woman. The type of woman you'll find at "JJ's Big Chill." [Don Chavez] More »

It's Good To Be Jimmy Johnson

Leitch — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:05:01 EDT

On a lazy Friday afternoon, we present to you, apropos of nothing, a montage of Jimmy Johnson looking ridiculous. More »

You Can't Tell, But Howie Long Is Erect

Leitch — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:20:10 EDT

If we know our average Deadspin reader, you were obviously watching "Fox & Friends" on the Fox News Channel this morning. But just in case ... Richard Simmons was hanging out with the FOX NFL Sunday crew. Finally, someone who makes Jimmy Johnson look well dressed, and Terry Bradshaw look less gay. If you look close, you can see Curt Menefee wondering what the hell he got himself into. More »

The NASCAR School Of Parenting

mjdeadspin — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 15:15:00 EST

I'd have warned you about the profanity in there, but this video is too awesome for me to have dissuaded you in any way from watching it. I think my favorite part is when the child, around the 1:40 mark, is desperate for some fatherly affection; some sort of sign that indicates that there's a small part of daddy that still loves his son, and isn't solely filled with murderous bile for Jimmy Johnson. More »

It's Good To Be Jimmy Johnson

Leitch — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 16:00:02 EDT

Every year or so, former Cowboys and Dolphins coach Jimmy Johnson is forced to deny rumors that he's returning to coaching, usually with some sort of "I'm having too much fun relaxing on my boat!" response that does little to squash talk. More »

It's Never The Crime, It's Always The Coverup ...

Rick Chandler — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:15:29 EDT

We know football season is five months off, but it may take that long to unravel this mystery. At the risk of going all CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on you, we present the photo above, sent in from a reader with the following note attached: More »