I very much expect this to turn into A Thing, because it always does, whether athletes miss a birth to play, or miss a game to be present for a birth.

On one hand, it's not like this is Flacco's first kid, and it's not like he can't have more. On the other hand, it's just the Browns.

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But really, this is all Dana Flacco's fault. Why give birth on a football Sunday? (Woman can control that stuff, right?)