<![CDATA[Deadspin: Joe Mauer]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Joe Mauer]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/joe mauer http://deadspin.com/tag/joe mauer <![CDATA[Boise State Calls Mississippi State's Misspelling And Raises Em A Misplaced Apostrophe]]> Your morning roundup for Sept. 17, a day we pour one out for the late Jeffrey Jarrett. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5841141&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Twins Catcher Joe Mauer Has A Big Fan In Milwaukee]]> Sure, Minnesota Twins catcher may be caught up in the midst of the "Pitchgate" scandal, and he may be batting .190 after going 1-for-4 in an 11-1 drubbing at the hands of the Brewers, but that didn't stop one big fan from dedicating his back to good old Joe. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5815594&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Tax Man's Charges Against Lenny Dykstra Actually Involve A Kitchen Sink]]> Your morning roundup for April 16, the day Ralphie turns 40, making a whole lot of people question their very mortality, their confidence as fra-gee-lay as a leglamp. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5792664&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jimmer Left The Court With A Bandage On His Chin, But Kyle Singler Probably Saw His Mom Crying]]> Your morning roundup for March 25, the day rockhopper penguins fight for their oil-slicked lives. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5785539&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Baby (Joe) Mauer Gets No Trade Clause From Seattle Family]]> In the grand tradition of parents naming their kids after sports heroes they can't possibly live up to—and then dressing them up in silly costumes—we proudly present Baby Joe Mauer. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5500171&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Subliminal Telestrator Messages Get A Lot Less Subliminal]]> Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5498841&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Joe Mauer's Imaginary Contract Has A Lot Of "I"s To Dot]]> Remember when Joe Mauer "agreed" to that 10-year contract over a month ago? Well, Mauer's agent plans to discuss the matter with Twins management very soon. Maybe. They're very close! (Yeah, they're not close.) [SN/Star-Tribune/NYT] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5485780&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Last Night's Winner: Minnesotans]]> In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Twins fans who locked up their franchise catcher for the next decade. It's not official, but what could possibly go wrong in the final seconds? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5462151&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP]]> Indignant nerds may stand down. Your numerically eviscerating PowerPoint presentation about Derek Jeter's faults is both lovely and precise, but will not be needed this year. (Only an idiotic first-place vote for Miguel Cabrera kept it from being unanimous.) [MPR] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5411110&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Does This Look Foul To You?]]> Good thing that Major League Baseball adds two extra umpires to cover those close plays down the line in the playoffs. That way no one will have any grounds to complain that a bad call completely ruined their season. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5378673&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Minnesota Takes Characteristically Polite Umbrage At Sign-Stealing Allegations]]> You saw the video this morning. The Twins have responded with amusement and gentle outrage at any suggestion that Joe Mauer might've been relaying signs from second base like some Navy signalman on the flight deck of the Nimitz. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5372281&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Think There's No Cheating In Baseball?]]> Here's Joe Mauer, in Tuesday night's game, blatantly tipping pitches from second base. Trust me when I say there's nothing extraordinary about this sort of thing. [Via Total Pro Sports] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5371695&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[OK, Enough With The Contrarian MVP Crap]]> Joe Mauer is your AL MVP. Not Mark Teixeira. Not Kendry Morales. Not Derek Jeter. He is MVP by just about every standard imaginable except for the one applied by bored sportswriters who need copy during an inert pennant race. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5351834&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Closer: It's A Joe, Out Of Control]]> Notes from a day in baseball ... More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=189530&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Joe Mauer: Man Muscles, And Stylish Classics, For Every Moment]]> We'll admit it; we love Bat-girl. She would be our one and only Internet squeeze, if it wasn't for our desperate, wholly inappropriate cyber crush on Ashley Harkleroad. One reason that Bat-girl is the best: She recently gave us this, the Joe Mauer Fashion Spread from Travel and Leisure Magazine. Yesterday we told you how the Twins' catcher went 2-for-3 against the Dodgers to up his major league-leading average to .392. That prompted the Twins' Torii Hunter to say: More »
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