Unfortunately named Georgia Bulldogs quarterback Joe Cox appears in a Sporting News Today spread and it appears 1. he forgot to wear a cup, and 2. the magazine forgot to airbrush out his flaccid penis showing through his pants. (NSFW?)

Shield your eyes.

Mr. Cox is fortunate this happened now. Sigh. The Sports Fella is wise.

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Crazy day (again), obviously. As I said, oh, a couple of days ago — this will pass. Enjoy the notoriety while you can, monsters. Barry Petchesky will slow-jam you into the small hours.

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