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			<title><![CDATA[Last Night's Winner: Joel Zumaya's Crossed Stars]]></title>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like <strong>the furies who have dogged poor Joel Zumaya his whole career</strong> and who last night <a href="http://detroit4lyfe.com/articles/detroit-tigers/season-over-for-zumaya.html">may have finally ended it</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5575270/last-nights-winner-joel-zumayas-crossed-stars" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: Joel Zumaya's Crossed Stars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:30:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In the column inches of metro daily paper on a peaceful Saturday morning, somewhere between the high school box scores and soft news on retired athletes, you wouldn't expect to find a rant about blogs.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/318591/why-ill-show-you-rumormongering-mr-reporter-man" title="Click here to read more about Why, I'll Show You Rumormongering, Mr. Reporter Man">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Joel Zumaya Is Just Like The Undertaker]]></title>
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				Sometimes we forget that the men we watch and obsess over on the baseball diamond are mostly children themselves, not just in age, but in a state of perpetual arrested development. They are gleeful imps, lucky to be allowed to frolic for a living.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/248830/joel-zumaya-is-just-like-the-undertaker" title="Click here to read more about Joel Zumaya Is Just Like The Undertaker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:45:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Joel Zumaya Puts His Life In Rock's Hands]]></title>
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				Remember in the American League Championship Series, when flamethrowing, red-eyeballed righthander Joel Zumaya was sidelined with a "right wrist and forearm inflammation?" It turned out not to matter, because the Tigers blitzed the A's in four games, but had there been some tighter games late, it could have been costly not to have Zumaya around. Zumaya's violent pitching motion had been thought the cause of the troubles, but it turns out <A href="http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/discussion/guitar_video_game_hurt_zumayas_arm/">there was a decidedly different explanation</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/221791/joel-zumaya-puts-his-life-in-rocks-hands" title="Click here to read more about Joel Zumaya Puts His Life In Rock's Hands">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:45:52 EST]]></pubDate>
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