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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5506958/alabama-couple-ensures-child-can-never-leave-the-state" title="Click here to read more about Alabama Couple Ensures Child Can Never Leave The State">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5503768/andre-johnson-and-santana-moss-take-the-bus" title="Click here to read more about Andre Johnson And Santana Moss Take The Bus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pittsburgh Steelers Love Their Illegal Gun-Shooting Parties (UPDATED)]]></title>
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				Hackles have been raised by photos of a shooting event where civilians, including members of the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PITTSBURGH STEELERS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PITTSBURGH STEELERS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/pittsburgh-steelers/">Pittsburgh Steelers</a>, are seen goofing off with possibly illegal weapons&mdash;all courtesy of the Pennsylvania State Police. Hey, gun safety is for Seahawks.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5335760/pittsburgh-steelers-love-their-illegal-gun+shooting-parties-updated" title="Click here to read more about Pittsburgh Steelers Love Their Illegal Gun-Shooting Parties (UPDATED)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The war of words between Joey Porter and, oh, everybody went from moderately amusing barbs to junior high homosexual jokes, which is typical in the hypersensitive, homophobic world of professional football players. When <a href="http://deadspin.com/5078261/it-aint-easy-being-peezy">Porter questioned the NFL allowing Jaguars receiver Matt Jones</a> to still play after he was allegedly caught with cocaine last August, it was definitely off-base, but at least brought up a legitimate question about the inconsistency in the way the league hands out its punishments. Yesterday, Jones responded and obviously didn't have too much time to think of a real snappy comeback. Instead, he went for this: 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5079403/when-all-else-fails-imply-that-theyre-gay" title="Click here to read more about When All Else Fails, Imply That They're Gay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:30:13 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Popcorn-muscled Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter picked a new target this week for his venomous trash-talk and this week's victim is Jacksonville Jaguars' receiver Matt Jones. You might remember <a href="http://deadspin.com/5023812/matt-jones-the-cocaine-wont-make-you-faster-son">when Jones was caught chopping a pile of cocaine in a pick-up truck in June</a>, as did Peezy, who had this to say about that situation: 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5078261/it-aint-easy-being-peezy" title="Click here to read more about It Ain't Easy Being Peezy...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Miami Dolphins walloped the Denver Broncos  this past Sunday 27-16 and leading the post-game victory gloating was, of course, linebacker Joey Porter. After the victory, the nine-year veteran called Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall "<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Joey-Porter-Brandon-Marshall-is-sofT?urn=nfl,119304">soft" and said the Dolphins defense "got into his head"</a>, resulting in a piss-poor, two catch, 27-yard performance for Marshall.  Most of the time players on the opposite end of a Porter diss ignore it and take the high road.  Not Marshall. No, even after a loss, he wanted to let the people know what he (and the rest of the league, apparently) thinks about Porter:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5077039/brandon-marshall-would-like-to-get-a-few-things-off-his-chest" title="Click here to read more about Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:15:13 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It's just kind of sad when Joey Porter trash talks these days. [<a href="http://fn.typepad.com/fins_nation/2007/10/joey-porter.html">FinsNation</A>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/310296/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:40:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So you know how Joey Porter supposedly <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/wed-recommend-not-playing-blackjack-with-joey-porter-245168.php">leveled Levi Jones during a fight in Vegas?</a> Well, some more details on the fight have come out, and it's beginning to look like Joey <a href="http://www.chicksdigthelongball.org/2007/03/save-some-of-that-for-sequel.html">didn't get the best of the exchange</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/246295/joey-porter-might-have-gotten-himself-whupped" title="Click here to read more about Joey Porter Might Have Gotten Himself Whupped">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You might have thought Joey Porter <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/wed-recommend-not-playing-blackjack-with-joey-porter-245168.php">punching guys in a Vegas hotel</A> would be <EM>bad</eM> for his team. (Or <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/joey-porter-didnt-mean-to-offend-you-he-just-meant-to-offend-the-fag-221529.php">calling opposing players "fags."</A> Or <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/do-not-disrespect-joey-porters-dogs-202221.php">attacking you with his dogs</A>. Or pretty much anything else Joey Porter does.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/245848/writing-up-assault-in-joey-porters-contract-was-a-grand-idea" title="Click here to read more about Writing Up "Assault" In Joey Porter's Contract Was A Grand Idea">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:15:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				When you put Joey Porter in the same room with a Cincinnati Bengal, in <EM>Las Vegas</EM>, no less, <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=1968 ">this is probably destined to happen</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/245168/wed-recommend-not-playing-blackjack-with-joey-porter" title="Click here to read more about We'd Recommend Not Playing Blackjack With Joey Porter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				One of the funniest pieces by one of the funniest writers we know: The Mighty MJD's great <a href="http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/09/21/a-letter-from-joey-porters-pit-bull/">Letter From Joey Porter's Pit Bull</A>, in which the canine shows the same distaste for perceived disrespect as his notoriously batshit insane owner. Porter is amazing to watch because everything infuriates him; if you sneeze, Porter will find a way to take it as an insult so he can fire himself up to destroy you.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/241005/joey-porter-might-take-this-as-somewhat-of-a-lack-of-respect" title="Click here to read more about Joey Porter Might Take This As Somewhat Of A Lack Of Respect">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				With a staggering 39% of the vote, Terrell Owens was the "winner" of <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/players/12/05/poll.1205/">an SI.com poll among NFL athletes on the subject of the league's most annoying player</a>.  Owens was one of only two players to get into a double digit percentage, the other being Joey Porter with a disappointing 10%.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/224486/doug-johnson-must-be-some-kind-of-douchebag" title="Click here to read more about Doug Johnson Must Be Some Kind Of Douchebag">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Just because his team has been a disaster this year doesn't mean that Steelers linebacker/insano Joey Porter can't still stir some shit up. Yesterday, Porter apologized for <a href="http://www.towleroad.com/2006/12/joey_porter_iss.html">calling Kellen Winslow a "fag."</a> 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/221529/joey-porter-didnt-mean-to-offend-you-he-just-meant-to-offend-the-fag" title="Click here to read more about Joey Porter Didn't Mean To Offend You; He Just Meant To Offend The Fag">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Some difficulty for Pittsburgh Steelers unhinged linebacker Joey Porter this morning; apparently two of his dogs &mdash; a pit bull and a mastiff &mdash; <a href="http://www.postgazette.com/pg/06264/723752-54.stm">escaped from Porter's residence and killed a miniature horse at a nearby farm</a>. The horse, being miniature, was actually smaller than each of the dogs, so that probably wasn't pretty.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/202221/do-not-disrespect-joey-porters-dogs" title="Click here to read more about Do Not Disrespect Joey Porter's Dogs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The good news, Pittsburgh fans, is that you've won your opener 28-17 over the Miami Dolphins, behind three touchdown passes from Charlie Batch (!!!???) and an interception return for a touchdown from Joey Porter, who celebrated by setting the goalposts on fire and then eating them. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/199274/steelers-ruin-dolphins-quest-for-undefeated-season" title="Click here to read more about Steelers Ruin Dolphins' Quest For Undefeated Season">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The best reason for seemingly archaic magazines like <EM>Sports Illustrated</EM> to exist is to humanize our athletes, to take them off the stat pages and bring them to life through real, vivid prose. (That, these days, runs about 1,100 words.) We can think of no other example than this week's <a href="http://journals.aol.com/dcsportsguy/mrirrelevant/entries/2006/09/04/joey-porter-will-scorn-a-bitch/2959">profile of Steelers nutjob Joey Porter</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/198448/joey-porters-eye-on-romance" title="Click here to read more about Joey Porter's Eye On Romance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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The Steelers finally made their visit to the White House yesterday, with <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/joey-porter-security-risk-173727.php">President Bush playing host to the Super Bowl champions</a>.  Here are some quotes from his speech:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/178198/joey-porter-manages-not-to-kill-and-eat-the-president" title="Click here to read more about Joey Porter Manages Not To Kill And Eat The President">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Now ... we are going to tread <EM>very</em> carefully here ... we don't want any trouble ... we are just reporting facts ...				<a href="http://deadspin.com/175934/we-mean-not-to-offend-joey" title="Click here to read more about We Mean Not To Offend, Joey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As almost everyone surely remembers from last season's Pittsburgh Steelers postseason run, linebacker Joey Porter is insane. Porter's patented crazy land technique is, to make sure he's appropriately pumped up for whatever endeavor he is about to undertake, concoct some insult or slight that his opponent has foisted upon him, and then react with imaginary righteous anger. This tendency was most memorably mocked by <a href="http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/02/03/joey-porters-advice-column/">The Mighty MJD</a> ("Joey Porter's Advice Column") and ESPN's <a href="http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=klosterman/thursday">Chuck Klosterman</A> ("In order to be exceptionally unstoppable, you also need to be psychologically immature; you need to be like a 12-year-old girl on Myspace.com. You need fragile feelings. You need to have an ability to find motivating anger within anecdotal conversation. In all likelihood, this is that abstract quality that makes Joey Porter a difference maker, and it's the reason he'll probably shatter Matt Hasselbeck's femur on Sunday night: Joey Porter is crazy enough to care about everything.")				<a href="http://deadspin.com/173727/joey-porter-security-risk" title="Click here to read more about Joey Porter, Security Risk">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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