Hiring cute children as on-air talent is no longer a meme. It's an affliction. The innocently invasive questions. The gnat-like attention spans. We should be sick of it. But, hell, this little feller the Chicago Blackhawks have working the locker room is still fairly adorable as he talks to players about girls and interrogates forward Patrick Sharp about being "beautiful" enough to appear on the cover of Chicago magazine. Awwww. It's Joey the Junior Reporter...complete with Facebook page and, we can only imagine, lurking talent agent.