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			<title><![CDATA[John Daly Pays Tribute To America In The Way Only John Daly Can]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: BLmmi59IUEY --><!-- /videoId: BLmmi59IUEY --> As he often does, John Daly wowed crowds with his performance at a golf tournament. This time, however, the action took place off the links. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869029/john-daly-pays-tribute-to-america-in-the-way-only-john-daly-can" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Pays Tribute To America In The Way Only John Daly Can">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Record For Most Land Lubbers In One Place Was Absolutely Shattered Last Night]]></title>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for November 12, the day we learned that maybe <a href="http://blog.atlasshruggedmovie.com/2011/11/atlas-shrugged-inadvertently-releases.html">Atlas just doesn't give a shit</a>. Image via <a href="http://30fps.mocksession.com/2011/11/11/i-think-this-is-the-shot-of-the-night/">Mocksession</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5858846/the-record-for-most-land-lubbers-in-one-place-was-absolutely-shattered-last-night" title="Click here to read more about The Record For Most Land Lubbers In One Place Was Absolutely Shattered Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 12 Nov 2011 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for July 22, the day <a href="http://gawker.com/5823727/">we learned Kim Jong Il orders in from McDonald's</a>. H/T to Kyle for the photo, which he snapped during a practice round at the RBC Canadian Open in Vancouver. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5823770/is-that-bigfoot-nah-just-john-daly-relieving-himself-against-a-tree" title="Click here to read more about Is That Bigfoot? Nah, Just John Daly Relieving Himself Against A Tree">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:05:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John &quot;Fancy Lime-Green Pants&quot; Daly Needed 13 Shots On A Par-Four Hole Yesterday]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: U_wyn3rGK98 --><!-- /videoId: U_wyn3rGK98 --> Per <a href="http://www.golfweek.com/news/2011/jul/08/john-daly-cards-13-john-deere-classic/">GolfWeek</a>, "One drive into thick grass ended John Daly's hopes of making the cut for the first time at the event. Daly needed seven shots, each advancing his ball only a few feet, and a drop to get out of the rough right of the No. 4 fairway ... He had stepped to the tee at 2 under for the tournament."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5819630/john-fancy-lime+green-pants-daly-needed-13-shots-on-a-par+four-hole-yesterday" title="Click here to read more about John &quot;Fancy Lime-Green Pants&quot; Daly Needed 13 Shots On A Par-Four Hole Yesterday">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 Jul 2011 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Daly, Marriage Expert, Thinks Tiger Wasn't Getting Enough Sex In His]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: a man with four ex-wives dispenses advice on happy golf marriages.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5796718/john-daly-marriage-expert-thinks-tiger-wasnt-getting-enough-sex-in-his" title="Click here to read more about John Daly, Marriage Expert, Thinks Tiger Wasn't Getting Enough Sex In His">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Apr 2011 15:40:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sherrie Daly Identifies The &quot;Four Groups Of Hookers&quot; On The PGA Tour]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: everyone is old and mellow and past the bat-throwing incident. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5789525/sherrie-daly-identifies-the-four-groups-of-hookers-on-the-pga-tour" title="Click here to read more about Sherrie Daly Identifies The &quot;Four Groups Of Hookers&quot; On The PGA Tour">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Daly's Ex Claims $300 Blowjobs Are Available In The Bushes Off The 16th Hole At TPC Southwind]]></title>
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				 John Daly's fourth ex-wife has finally written a memoir that the world demanded. It involves booze, whores and/or Hooters girls, gambling and other wholly unexpected wrinkles in the golfer's life narrative.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5786009/john-dalys-ex-claims-300-blowjobs-are-available-in-the-bushes-off-the-16th-hole-at-tpc-southwind" title="Click here to read more about John Daly's Ex Claims $300 Blowjobs Are Available In The Bushes Off The 16th Hole At TPC Southwind">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 26 Mar 2011 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The coach of the Morehead State women's team wanted a way to grab attention to help recruiting. His solution? Well, you see the photo.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5688685/coach-raids-john-dalys-wardrobe-for-retina+bleaching-suit" title="Click here to read more about Coach Raids John Daly's Wardrobe For Retina-Bleaching Suit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Nov 2010 16:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like <strong>John Daly's technicolor pants party explosion</strong> which added some needed zing to an otherwise boring British Open.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5590595/weekend-winner-john-dalys-pants" title="Click here to read more about Weekend Winner: John Daly's Pants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Daly is turning heads at St. Andrews with his sartorial splendor and his Hooters waitress girlfriend. This is like a dark comedy, where the party animal teaches the country club types to loosen up, and then drinks himself to death. [<a href="http://af.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idAFTRE66D25220100714">Reuters</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5586858/john-daly-dresses-for-the-job-he-wants-not-the-one-he-has" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Dresses For The Job He Wants, Not The One He Has">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:30:13 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Alleged JERK Garry Smits <a href="http://deadspin.com/5483777/john-dalys-pga-personnel-file-is-appropriately-thick">wrote a story</a> about John Daly's "permanent record," which did not sit well with the golfer. But since he doesn't have a fancy newspaper job to respond with, he<a href="http://technorati.com/sports/article/john-daly-posts-reporters-phone-number/"> broadcast Smits cell phone number on Twitter</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5484890/you-reveal-john-dalys-personnel-file-he-reveals-your-cell-phone-number" title="Click here to read more about You Reveal John Daly's Personnel File, He Reveals Your Cell Phone Number">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:15:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Daly apparently got into enough trouble over the years that his file grew to <em>456 pages</em>, which is less a personnel file than it is something Tolstoy might've written if Tolstoy had hung out at Hooter's. [<a href="http://jacksonville.com/sports/golf/2010-03-01/story/pga_tour_file_of_john_daly_details_his_many_breakdowns">Jacksonville.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5483777/john-dalys-pga-personnel-file-is-appropriately-thick" title="Click here to read more about John Daly's PGA Personnel File Is Appropriately Thick">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:15:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Might Daly have a post-golf career as an underwear model lined up? One thing's for certain: Daly had better have a post-golf career lined up.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5476628/heres-john-daly-in-his-underwear-because-i-hate-you" title="Click here to read more about Here's John Daly In His Underwear, Because I Hate You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				And no, I'm not referring to Udorn Duangdecha getting his stomach stapled and surviving solely on Diet Coke and cigarettes - check out those slacks. Crap, they're so loud that Marlee Matlin heard him trying them on. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Final-approach-My-eyes-They-cannot-unsee-those?urn=golf,202486">Devil Ball Golf</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5404763/this-guy-is-trying-to-steal-john-dalys-bit" title="Click here to read more about This Guy Is Trying To Steal John Daly's Bit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The big guy dropped out of the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PGA CHAMPIONSHIP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PGA CHAMPIONSHIP" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/pga-championship/">PGA Championship</a> after one round (citing a bad back) and then dropped <a href="http://twiturm.com/jrzd">this smash hit single</a> (citing the chords from "Every Rose Has Its Thorn.") Spoiler!: It's about being sad. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/John-Daly-drops-out-of-PGA-tourney-releases-new?urn=golf,182931">Devil Ball Golf</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5337633/and-now-a-musical-interlude-from-john-daly" title="Click here to read more about And Now A Musical Interlude From John Daly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-daly/">John Daly</a>'s Magic Bus continues to roll around the country, but it's running a little bit lower than usual after he knocked off the top going through a low-clearance tunnel.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5299669/john-dalys-bus-does-not-fit-in-there" title="Click here to read more about John Daly's Bus Does Not Fit In There">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-daly/">John Daly</a> has suddenly reformed into golf's good guy, says his maybe-soon-to-be-restrained wife, and she's not going to stand for it. Also, she "would like you to know that she did not stab her husband." Duly noted. [<a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/jun/10/drama-daly-still-practically-inseparable/">Commercial Appeal</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5285937/he-said-she-said-with-sherrie-and-john-daly" title="Click here to read more about He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"The modern player's payroll invariably includes an agent, a caddie, a financial adviser and a swing instructor.... Agent Dennis Harrington predicts that gentlemen's gentlemen &mdash; valets &mdash; will be the next big thing." <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-daly/">John Daly</a>'s not sold. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/columns/story?id=4154522">GolfWorld</a>, <a href="http://stylepointsblog.com/2009/05/22/john-daly-scoffs-at-entourages/">Style Points</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5268137/who-is-tigers-turtle" title="Click here to read more about Who Is Tiger's Turtle?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I think the name of the color of that shirt is either called "Circus Peanut" or "Cat Puke." [<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2009/04/29/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-john-daly/">Fanhouse</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5232787/john-daly-has-slimmed-down-oranged-up" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Has Slimmed Down, Orange'd Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-daly/">John Daly</a> quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.<br  clear="all" />				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5207324/dont-call-it-a-comebackno-really-dont" title="Click here to read more about Don't Call It A Comeback...No Really, Don't">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A Florida judge has ruled that you are legally allowed to call <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-daly/">John Daly</a> a "scoundrel" and a "thug" in your newspaper. Finally, the Founding Fathers make some sense. [<a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/golf/daly-fails-the-scoundrel-sniff-test/2009/03/24/1237656897386.html">Sydney Morning Herald</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5182437/john-daly-insults-protected-by-first-amendment" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Insults Protected By First Amendment">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>It's the final day of our end-of-year retrospectives, as Charles Barkley gets in just under the wire with his arrest on suspicion of DUI. Today: Substance abuse!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5121324/the-year-in--substance-abuse/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Year In ... Substance Abuse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				What happens when you get close to John Daly with an item that isn't either donuts or booze; he destroys it. Here's Australian Open fan Brad Clegg and what used to be his camera.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5107334/john-daly-gets-all-smashy-with-fans-camera" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Gets All Smashy With Fan's Camera">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Last week, John Daly denied initial reports that he had drank himself into a catatonic state at a local Hooters in North Carolina, using the excuse that "he sleeps with his eyes open" and a worried bus driver merely overreacted. After his time in the drunk tank, Daly spoke with <a href="http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1855840,00.html">Golf.com</a> about the incident, but seemed a little more concerned about the negative publicity Hooters would receive than his own well-being. The reason, as <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/27576606">Darren Rovell points out today</a>, is that Daly does have a lucrative endorsement contract with the wing-and-knocker franchise. But is he really in jeopardy of getting de-Hooter'd. Rovell says no:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5078752/will-john-dalys-drunken-antics-result-in-his-beloved-hooters-firing-him" title="Click here to read more about Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Professional golfer/wing inhaler John Daly has finally sobered up enough to  speak about his bizarre <a href="http://deadspin.com/5070592/john-daly-a-north-carolina-hooters-217-am-++-guess-how-this-story-ends">overnight jail stay from last weekend</a>, after he was allegedly picked up drunk at a North Carolina Hooters restaurant. Daly is frustrated by this latest public spectacle, and feels particularly misunderstood this time around, saying that the whole situation could have been avoided had the friends he was traveling with only known that he was just sleeping with his eyes open and in no need of dire medical assistance. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5075078/john-daly-sleeps-with-his-eyes-open-both-literally-and-metaphorically" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:30:18 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Well, hi there, handsome! Here's the latest mugshot of troubled professional golfer John Daly, who is obviously still hellbent on recklessly drinkin' and piggin' himself toward an early grave. Winston-Salem police arrived at a Hooters restaurant early Sunday  morning and came upon Daly being "intoxicated and uncooperative" after workers asked him to leave. Daly, who had no means of transportation because he arrived at the restaurant as part of a touring group,  was sent to the drunk tank for a 24-hour sober up. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5070592/john-daly-a-north-carolina-hooters-217-am-++-guess-how-this-story-ends" title="Click here to read more about John Daly, a North Carolina Hooters, 2:17 a.m &mdash; Guess How This Story Ends?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:15:52 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The first players are finishing their rounds at Oakland Hills Country Club outside of Detroit. Somewhere on his island kingdom in Florida Tiger Woods is not even bothering to watch. Meanwhile golf fans who are stuck at their desks would do anything to be able to skip out of work and listen to the dulcet tones of Ernie Johnson and Benjamin Franklin/Verne Lundquist on TNT. So far two people you've never heard of are in the clubhouse at -2, Robert Karlsson and Jeev Mikha Singh. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5034387/the-pga-championship-is-off-and-running" title="Click here to read more about The PGA Championship Is Off and Running">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We all have those stories about the first time we got drunk. Most of the time they're amusing and revelatory, told with a big fish-style exaggeration that gets exponentially larger throughout the years. Or, if you're an alcoholic, probably less. The first time I got smashed it was the night before the PSATs back in 1991. I was 15. I left after school to go over my friend Kevin's house with an SAT study guide, four pencils, and a scientific calculator. I came home at about 9 p.m. that night with a fork, a copy of Good Housekeeping, and throwing up on my mother's shoe. (PSAT score: 740.)  That's a good first-time-I-got-drunk-story, but John Cloud, of <em>Time</em> magazine, has <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1816475,00.html">an epic one</a>: 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5031744/john-daly-corrupting-americas-youth-since-1985" title="Click here to read more about John Daly: Corrupting America's Youth Since 1985">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				After swing coach Butch Harmon said Daly was more interested in drinking and having a good time than he was in being a <a href="http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2008/07/daly-still-angr.html">good golfer</a>. Daly, who is more interested in drinking and having a good time than being a good golfer, took offense. Now he's finally firing back from England. Sort of. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5025802/john-daly-and-butch-harmon-in-catfight-on-eve-of-british-open" title="Click here to read more about John Daly and Butch Harmon in Catfight on Eve of British Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When you're John Daly, you don't have to work particularly hard for media attention. And once you have that media attention, there's no real need to fancy yourself up for it; you're John Daly, dammit! Shoot, you <a href="http://ozarksfirst.com/media_player.php?media_id=34761">don't even have to put on a danged shirt</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/384670/its-always-casual-monday-with-john-daly" title="Click here to read more about It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Here's John Daly, at the Shell Houston Open driving range receiving both a back massage and what appears to be an impromptu gynecomastia check-up from one python-armed assistant. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/375141/john-daly-gets-boobs-jiggled-twisted" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:36:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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As a break from all this tourney business, we present you with John Daly, once again avoiding, you know, <EM>training</eM>, singing "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" with Hootie and the Blowfish. Boy, he sure does look good. And, at last, Daly has made Tiger jealous.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/368736/john-daly-isnt-that-bad-of-a-singer-actually" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:40:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				From AP: "John Daly woke up Wednesday morning to read that swing coach Butch Harmon fired him. Then he got a phone call when he was at the entrance to Bay Hill letting him know he had been kicked out of the Arnold Palmer Invitational for missing the pro-am." Wait, that sentence is wrong. It should have read:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/367327/john-daly-is-just-a-victim-of-circumstance" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				John Daly's coach drops him because, well, because he drinks, apparently. [<a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/TheSportingBlog/141084">The Sporting Blog</A>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/366802/" title="Click here to read more about 
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Of all the teams whose spring trainings John Daly might visit, we have to say, it makes a certain amount of sense that he would <a href="http://www.bugsandcranks.com/philadelphia-phillies/guess-who-showed-up-at-phillies-camp/">drop by Phillies camp</A>. As Bugs & Cranks points out, he doesn't look that much different than John Kruk, circa 1993. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/365793/sign-the-man-up-to-play-third-base" title="Click here to read more about Sign The Man Up To Play Third Base">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Everyone's favorite volatile, chubby golfer isn't exactly atop the leaderboard, meaning he can't treat himself to whiskey and poker. Yet he hasn't totally collapsed, meaning he can't drown his sorrows in whiskey and poker. He's just sort of inhabiting this mellow, scary middle ground. I like my John Daly deviating from the median. [<a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2007/08/11/SPGARGI0C.DTL">San Francisco Chronicle</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/288489/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We don't have much hope for John Daly to make some crazy run to win the PGA Championship, but for one day, he continued to give hope to fat guys who smoke <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/20200359">and drink 15 Diet Cokes a day everywhere</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/288139/john-daly-still-puffing-along" title="Click here to read more about John Daly, Still Puffing Along">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:40:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Someone asked us the other day: "Why do people care so much about John Daly? He never even wins tournaments. He's not that good." The answer to our question was simple: <EM>John Daly is the world's only interesting golfer.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/268414/john-daly-wants-to-make-it-clear-his-wife-beats-him" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Wants To Make It Clear His Wife Beats Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:45:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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