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			<title><![CDATA[He Was For DirectTV Before He Was ... Oh, You Know The Joke By Now]]></title>
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				We had pretty much already given up hope on anyone noticing or caring that Major League Baseball <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/in-case-you-had-any-doubt-mlb-doesnt-care-about-you-at-all-230361.php">was selling out its most die-hard fans for a quick buck</A>. Just another of those times when we all get stepped on; as sports fans, we should probably be used to it by now.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/233137/he-was-for-directtv-before-he-was--oh-you-know-the-joke-by-now" title="Click here to read more about He Was For DirectTV Before He Was ... Oh, You Know The Joke By Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:45:05 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Kerry's Soup Is At Stake]]></title>
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				The stakes have been raised, though, for today's AFC Championship game.  On the line are not only Peyton Manning's chances to become known as a non-choker, Tom Brady's reputation as the perfect human being, as well as a spot in the Super Bowl... but there's also caramel corn drizzled with milk chocolate.<blockquote>Senator Kerry (D-Mass.) today made a bet with his colleague from Indiana, Sen. Evan Bayh (D-Ind.) ... Kerry offered to present Bayh and his staff with a hearty helping of Boston clam chowder if the Patriots lose this weekend in Indianapolis. In exchange, Bayh agreed to provide Kerry's camp with an old Hoosier State favorite - South Bend Factory Chocolate Crunch, caramel corn drizzled with milk chocolate ... </blockquote>It might just be me, but I can't picture a time in my life where I'd ever say, "I care about this game so much that you know what I'm going to do?  I'm going to bet a goddamn bowl of soup on it.  <i>That</i> is how much I care."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/230240/john-kerrys-soup-is-at-stake" title="Click here to read more about John Kerry's Soup Is At Stake">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 21 Jan 2007 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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