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			<title><![CDATA[Here Is Andy Samberg Playing Both 70s Bjorn Borg And John McEnroe On The Cover Of NYT Magazine]]></title>
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				OK, this is kind of cool. Tennis and the <em>New York Times</em> being weirdly not-stodgy, everybody!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5833781/here-is-andy-samberg-playing-both-70s-bjorn-borg-and-john-mcenroe-on-the-cover-of-nyt-magazine" title="Click here to read more about Here Is Andy Samberg Playing Both 70s Bjorn Borg And John McEnroe On The Cover Of NYT Magazine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Aug 2011 21:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Alas, Mardy Fish: American Tennis Rots From The Head Down]]></title>
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				There was a single American remaining in the quarterfinals at Wimbledon this year, and his name was Mardy Fish. His is never a name that inspires confidence or even optimism in tennis fans in the United States, most of whom are still lamenting the retirement of Pete Sampras a decade ago. Fish lost to Rafael Nadal today, as we all confidently predicted he would do, and now there is not a single American remaining at the All England Club. The scarcity has inspired real panic amongst the American tennis cognoscenti, or those who consider themselves to be of the American tennis cognoscenti. It's a familiar panic, because we see it every year. Here's a sampling:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816314/alas-mardy-fish-american-tennis-rots-from-the-head-down" title="Click here to read more about Alas, Mardy Fish: American Tennis Rots From The Head Down">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Playing Left-Handed At Wimbledon Is As Big An Advantage As Playing Right-Handed]]></title>
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				Today's New York Times <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/27/sports/tennis/2011-wimbledon-left-handers-have-benefit-of-slice-and-singularity.html?ref=sports">reports from Wimbledon</a> on the sneaky advantage that left-handed tennis players enjoy on grass:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5815922/playing-left+handed-at-wimbledon-is-as-big-an-advantage-as-playing-right+handed" title="Click here to read more about Playing Left-Handed At Wimbledon Is As Big An Advantage As Playing Right-Handed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:41:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dick Enberg Tells A Story About &quot;Bloody Blue Balls&quot; In Wimbledon Booth Exchange For The Ages]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1101 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1101 --> At 78 years old and after 28 years on the job, Dick Enberg is calling <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/columnist/hiestand-tv/2011-06-21-enberg-wimbledon-bryant-gumbel_n.htm">his final matches from Wimbledon</a> this year. He'll wrap up his ESPN tennis contract at the US Open in a few months, and then he'll go home to San Diego to call games for the Padres. We're afraid that Enberg might not have the opportunity to tell stories about "bloody blue balls" in baseball, and that he definitely won't have Chris Evert next to him to keep his doddery in check &mdash; "I'll leave that one alone" &mdash; so we really have to appreciate this national treasure while we can.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5814453/dick-enberg-tells-a-story-about-bloody-blue-balls-in-wimbledon-booth-exchange-for-the-ages" title="Click here to read more about Dick Enberg Tells A Story About &quot;Bloody Blue Balls&quot; In Wimbledon Booth Exchange For The Ages">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Jun 2011 11:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John McEnroe: Not All Of You Journalists Are Assholes]]></title>
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				The classic 1980 Wimbledon Final between John McEnroe and Björn Borg has been dissected more than any match in tennis history. But the friendship that developed between the two, before and since, hasn't been as picked over, in part because Borg, who abruptly left the sport at age 26, has been generally averse to talking about tennis, or anything else for that matter, even when he was playing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5810981/john-mcenroe-not-all-of-you-journalists-are-assholes" title="Click here to read more about John McEnroe: Not All Of You Journalists Are Assholes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Jun 2011 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Phil Jackson Agrees That His Career Has Been The &quot;Bee's Knees&quot;]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: KOdyiRlSxzk --><!-- /videoId: KOdyiRlSxzk --> <em>Your morning roundup for May 9, the day<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/there_no_safe_arbor_ymWHb3vH7za08TAUIdvlQI"> we learned of the Village tree thief.</a></em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5799839/phil-jackson-agrees-that-his-career-has-been-the-bees-knees" title="Click here to read more about Phil Jackson Agrees That His Career Has Been The &quot;Bee's Knees&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There's an <a href="http://www.charitybuzz.com/categories/45/catalog_items/256082">online charity open through Thursday</a> that will grant two lucky &mdash; I mean absurdly wealthy &mdash; people an hour-long tennis lesson with John McEnroe at Randall's Island in New York City. The bid is currently at $26,000. The money will go towards saving the earth (<a href="http://www.abidtosavetheearth.org/">literally</a>, I guess?), so we can only be <em>so</em> resentful about this. The tagline, however, is a little misleading and a little disappointing: "Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play tennis with a legend!" First of all, you can't goad someone to "not miss" something that sounds awful and that costs close to $30k, and second of all, there's no promise of being treated to an F-bomb or two or three. It's a rip-off.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5789244/john-mcenroe-will-swear-at-you-for-an-hour-for-just-28500" title="Click here to read more about John McEnroe Will Swear At You For An Hour For Just $28,500">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Apr 2011 18:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John McEnroe Thinks Tennis Is Too Hard For Ladies]]></title>
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				<em>"I think that it's asking too much of the women. They shouldn't be playing as many events as the men...You shouldn't push them to play more than they're capable of."</em> Also, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5612382/rob-dibble-will-not-tolerate-mouthy-broads-at-a-baseball-game">mouthy broads talking about shopping</a>, etc. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2010/08/27/2010-08-27_mcenroe_women_not_up_to_current_schedule.html">NYDN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5623946/john-mcenroe-thinks-tennis-is-too-hard-for-ladies" title="Click here to read more about John McEnroe Thinks Tennis Is Too Hard For Ladies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In individual tennis, arguments are tag-team affairs, at best. The danger of team tennis, though, rests in the possibility of a brawl. Or at least some prissy and passionate (but polite!) name-calling. Especially with <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN MCENROE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN MCENROE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-mcenroe/">John McEnroe</a> involved. [<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/07/john_mcenroe_loses_temper_at_k.html">D.C. Sports Bog</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5317095/tennismania-anyone" title="Click here to read more about Tennismania, Anyone?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We should have seen it coming: It seems that <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22183052">the Russian Mafia may have infiltrated pro tennis</a> (this surprises me: I would have guessed chess). But don't worry, sports fans; we have our best man on the case. John McEnroe. The former American great points to questions surrounding tennis stars such as Russia's Nikolay Davydenko &mdash; the fourth-ranked player in the world who is being investigated by the ATP after a defeat in Poland in August &mdash; Alessio di Mauro of Italy and Philipp Kohlschreiber of Germany, who some think may have fixed matches. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/332349/is-tennis-mobbed-up" title="Click here to read more about Is Tennis Mobbed Up?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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