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			<title><![CDATA[John Rocker Admits Steroid Use, File Under &quot;Who Gives A Shit?&quot;]]></title>
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				John Rocker wants you to give a shit, because <a href="https://secure.mybookorders.com/order/john-rocker">he's got a book coming out.</a> It makes a perfect Christmas present for someone you hate, but is not appropriate as a gift for Eid or Diwali because John Rocker doesn't want brown people currency. To drum up interest for the book, Rocker's doing the interview circuit, and in <a href="http://nybaseballdigest.com/?p=41966">a chat with NY Baseball Digest's Mike Silva</a>, he copped to using PEDs during his Braves days.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5867665/john-rocker-admits-steroid-use-file-under-who-gives-a-shit" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker Admits Steroid Use, File Under &quot;Who Gives A Shit?&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:20:39 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Keep Your Head In The Game At All Times, Even When It's Split Open]]></title>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5232716/keep-your-head-in-the-game-at-all-times-even-when-its-split-open" title="Click here to read more about Keep Your Head In The Game At All Times, Even When It's Split Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:00:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rocker Says Steak Shapiro Deserved It, Denies Very Little]]></title>
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				John Rocker was kind enough to call back and respond to Atlanta sports radio host <a href="http://deadspin.com/5138007/did-john-rocker-go-crazy-on-an-atlanta-radio-host-last-night?skyline=true&s=x">Steak Shapiro's claims</a> that he verbally assaulted him last night. Rocker says he was provoked.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5138197/rocker-says-steak-shapiro-deserved-it-denies-very-little" title="Click here to read more about Rocker Says Steak Shapiro Deserved It, Denies Very Little">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:15:48 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Did John Rocker Go Crazy On An Atlanta Radio Host Last Night?]]></title>
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				An Atlanta sports radio host is saying that our old pal John Rocker kind of went bonkers at a nightclub opening both were attending last night, and had to be restrained.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5138007/did-john-rocker-go-crazy-on-an-atlanta-radio-host-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Did John Rocker Go Crazy On An Atlanta Radio Host Last Night?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:45:44 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Per yesterday's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5023345/is-it-at-all-surprising-that-alex-rodriguez-would-befriend-alicia-marie">A-Rod-loves-other-ladies story</a>, comes this email from  Alicia Marie, who was not pleased with our repeating of the <em>New York Daily News</em>' erroneous report yesterday that she and John Rocker were no longer an item. She writes:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5023857/deadspin-apologizes-for-the-error" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin Apologizes For The Error">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:00:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Well, look who it is! Welcome to the party, <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/our-interview-with-john-rocker-221509.php">Alicia Marie</a>,  who's unfortunately making news because her name is being tossed around as a<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/07/09/2008-07-09_arod_rockershocker_fitness_model_boston_.html"> possible "friend" of Alex Rodriguez</a>. But Alicia is quick to respond to the<em> New York Daily News</em> to defend herself and her "friendship" from such tawdry allegations:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5023345/is-it-at-all-surprising-that-alex-rodriguez-would-befriend-alicia-marie" title="Click here to read more about Is It At All Surprising That Alex Rodriguez Would Befriend Alicia Marie?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:45:52 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We don't mean to harp on John Rocker lately; as we've said, we legitimately like the guy. We think it's probably because we've been impersonating him so much on this book tour. He has gotten in our head. We aren't quite ready to admit that we were wondering what he and the lovely Alicia Marie were up to this Valentine's Day, but now that <a href="http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/stories/2008/02/14/sportsvday_0215.html">the <EM>Atlanta Journal-Constitution</eM> has asked for us</A>, we'll go ahead and publish the answer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/356451/v+day-plans-of-the-stars" title="Click here to read more about V-Day Plans Of The "Stars"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				With all this <EM>other</EM> steroid business going on today, we feel obliged to point out that John Rocker is not going to just be <EM>ignored</eM>. He's hoppin' mad about the "irresponsible dolts of the media."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/356002/john-rocker-wants-to-set-the-record-straight" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:10:16 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It will come as a shock, a shock, we tell you, to learn that our friend <a href="http://umpbump.com/press/john-rocker-was-on-steroids-shocker/">John Rocker was on steroids</A>. Throughout this book tour, we've been impersonating Rocker at every stop, and we need steroids just to get into character.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We have quite a bit of history with <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/our-interview-with-john-rocker-221509.php">John Rocker</a> and his PR agent <a href="http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/16802/">Debi Curzio</A>, but we'll confess &mdash; and we're not sure why &mdash; we simply never thought to ask either of them about steroids. Maybe it's because we don't care about steroids all that much, or maybe it's just because asking a guy who has been retired for four years about steroids seems beyond the point. Or maybe it's just because we've always assumed half of baseball's roided anyway, and we just don't get too worked up about it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/242211/yes-but-how-will-it-affect-his-friendship-with-michael-irvin" title="Click here to read more about Yes, But How Will It Affect His Friendship With Michael Irvin?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Maxim's Superbowl Shitshow party was everything one could hope for and so much more. The Sagamore Hotel transformed itself into a beachfront paradise with celebrities and athletes, and, of course FredEx and his Godly hands cavorting about the joint. Freddie Mitchell was attached to Irishman Brady Quinn and Julius Jones for most of the evening, trying to round up ladies, or an offseason workout partner, or relevancy&mdash; most likely all three.  I approached Freddie, bursting with Eagles superfandom, thanked him for 4th and 26 and the Vikings Divisional playoff game which he totally owned. Then I asked for a pic. Next question?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/233759/daulerio-at-sbxli-yes-somehow-freddie-mitchell-got-into-the-maxim-party" title="Click here to read more about Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:00:45 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You might have missed our <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/our-interview-with-john-rocker-221509.php">interview with John Rocker yesterday</A>, but there's one person who didn't: Jeff Pearlman, the man who wrote the initial <EM>SI</eM> story on Rocker (and <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/authors-with-pure-hearts-jeff-pearlman-171871.php">one-time Deadspin interview himself</A>). 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/221882/pearlman-about-as-pleased-with-rocker-right-now-as-rocker-is-with-him" title="Click here to read more about Pearlman About As Pleased With Rocker Right Now As Rocker Is With Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:30:57 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Two days before Thanksgiving, at Local 138, one of our favorite watering holes in New York City, we sat down with, of all people, famed immigration expert John Rocker, and talked for about an hour. Really. We did this. See? Sometimes we interview people.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/221509/our-interview-with-john-rocker" title="Click here to read more about Our Interview With John Rocker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:00:54 EST]]></pubDate>
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I was totally with him until the part at the end where he said "E Pluribus Unum."  SPEAK ENGLISH, DICK.  There's no room here for your crazy Latin talk.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/202821/john-rocker-is-concerned-with-how-you-speak" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker Is Concerned With How YOU Speak">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In regards to the MLB-mandated sensitivity training, Ozzie Guillen can go one of two ways.  He can go to the training, or he can go the John Rocker route.  Here are John's thoughts on the situation:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/183189/in-ozzie-guillens-corner-john-rocker" title="Click here to read more about In Ozzie Guillen's Corner... John Rocker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hmmm ... you know we love writing about Barry Bonds ... but if only there were some way we could somehow combine stories about Bonds and, oh, <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/deadspin-field-trip-batting-against-rocker-158681.php">John Rocker</A>. Any way we could make that happen?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/172582/the-last-word-with-john-rocker" title="Click here to read more about The Last Word, With John Rocker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Entrace music for relief pitchers has been a popular topic of discussion lately.  <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2139937/">Daniel Engber at Slate.com goes into a fairly thorough history of entrance music for relievers</a>, including the odd fact that no one seems to select any music that was produced in the last 10 years.  Here are some handy tidbits from the article:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/167572/relief-pitchers-and-the-tunes-that-move-them" title="Click here to read more about Relief Pitchers And The Tunes That Move Them">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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The fine gentlemen at <a href="http://gaslampball.com/story/2006/3/31/221957/761">Gaslamp Ball</a> took the above shot of Jose Canseco and John Rocker appearing on The Big Idea with Donny Deutch last evening.  				<a href="http://deadspin.com/164523/jose-canseco--john-rocker-shop-at-the-same-places" title="Click here to read more about Jose Canseco & John Rocker Shop At The Same Places">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Earlier today, former New York City subway spokesperson John Rocker caused a minor fuss by <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/john-rocker-and-cold-pizza-two-bad-tastes-that-taste-horrible-together-158611.php">walking off the set of ESPN's "Cold Pizza"</a> after being informed he would be asked about his famous <a href="http://sun.menloschool.org/~sportman/ethnic/individual/rocker/index.html">comments about "queers with AIDS" and not liking foreigners</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/158681/deadspin-field-trip-batting-against-rocker" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin Field Trip: Batting Against Rocker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:30:47 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Former Atlanta Braves yokel John Rocker has been in New York City all day today, promoting a new show he has on the Spike Network. ("Look, he's by the 7 Train! Whoa!") 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/158611/john-rocker-and-cold-pizza-two-bad-tastes-that-taste-horrible-together" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker And Cold Pizza: Two Bad Tastes That Taste Horrible Together">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:30:16 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Maybe we're <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nba/vince-carter-getting-freaky-156782.php">just too skeptical today</A>, but this might be too good to be believed: It seems John Rocker <a href="http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=1000005&TP=U&UID=cIHEQXjFhgRiefLPkRot2w%3d%3d&Handle=bullpenjohn&ER=sessiontimeout&trackingid=0&ER=sessiontimeout&trackingid=0">has himself a Match.com profile</a>. (His handle is "bullpenjohn," rather than, say, "crackerman1974.") 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/156897/john-rocker-would-like-to-knock-you-up" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker Would Like To Knock You Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:30:07 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The day before yesterday &mdash; we think some call it <EM>Tuesday</eM> &mdash; we mentioned, in our <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/year-in-review/year-in-review-june-144328.php">wrap-up of the month of June</A>, that Long Island Ducks pitcher John Rocker was released on June 27. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/144716/john-rockers-fans-write-in" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker's Fans "Write" In">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:50:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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Last night, the Long Island Ducks <a href="http://www.liducks.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=news&newsId=207">released former Braves cattlehand John Rocker</A> after Rocker said he needed to <a href="http://www.liducks.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=news&newsId=208">"take a step back"</A> from baseball. It is not known if Rocker is going to try to peddle his wares elsewhere, or if he will look for a second career.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/110337/john-rockers-next-career-hint-kip-wingers-involved" title="Click here to read more about John Rocker's Next Career (Hint: Kip Winger's Involved)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Jun 2005 11:11:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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