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			<title><![CDATA[If The '90s Braves Were Doctoring The Ball, More Power To Them]]></title>
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				Where does the credit go for the dominant Braves pitching staffs of the 1990s? Smoltz, Glavine and Maddux themselves? A front office that got them, kept them, and found nearly-as-dominant fourth starters seemingly every year? A goodly amount of praise has been heaped on Leo Mazzone, the pitching coach who shepherded them through countless division titles. But let us come now to praise Mazzone's magic bag. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5842873/if-the-90s-braves-were-doctoring-the-ball-more-power-to-them" title="Click here to read more about If The '90s Braves Were Doctoring The Ball, More Power To Them">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Sep 2011 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for May 1, the day after <a href="http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1104/seth_meyers_skewers_d_c_.html">Seth Meyers said Weekend Update stuff to people's faces</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797350/before-returning-to-lockout-mode-every-nfl-franchise-decided-against-drafting-a-bone+cancer-survivor" title="Click here to read more about Before Returning To Lockout Mode, Every NFL Franchise Decided Against Drafting A Bone-Cancer Survivor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 01 May 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/106 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/106 --> During last night's Braves-Cardinals game, the crew in the booth flashed back to Sunday's TBS game to show a replay of John Smoltz getting plunked in the junk by an Adrian Beltre foul ball. Your move, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5634162/">Aaron Cook</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5635049/is-it-foul-if-the-ball-hits-john-smoltzs-pole" title="Click here to read more about Is It Foul If The Ball Hits John Smoltz's Pole?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Two weeks ago, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN SMOLTZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN SMOLTZ" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-smoltz/">John Smoltz</a> left Boston a washed up failure. Then one bullpen session with the Cardinals and suddenly he's a future Hall of Famer again. All because his teammates figured out what Boston coaches couldn't.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5344555/cardinals-bullpen-fixes-john-smoltz-in-five-minutes" title="Click here to read more about Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:50:55 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5340489/they-lost-the-devil-but-the-rays-are-still-goth" title="Click here to read more about They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Aug 2009 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The 42-year-old was DFA'd a day after he gave up eight runs and nine hits in a loss to the Yankees, raising his ERA to 8.33. Theo Epstein flew to New York to deliver the news in person. [<a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2009/08/smoltz_designat.html">Boston Globe</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5332666/is-this-the-end-of-john-smoltz" title="Click here to read more about Is This The End Of John Smoltz?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:57:42 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				After <em>20 years</em> in Atlanta, the 41-year-old pitcher is signing with the Red Sox, who presumably will place him in a bullpen rocking chair to spin yarns about Tom Glavine and the Old South. [<a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090107&content_id=3736434&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp">MLB.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5126202/john-smoltz-heading-to-boston-of-course" title="Click here to read more about John Smoltz Heading To Boston (Of Course)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:15:09 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Red Smiths, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Braves' <a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20080406&content_id=2498244&vkey=wrapup2005&fext=.jsp&team=home&c_id=atl">3-1 win over Johan Santana and the Mets</A> on Sunday.</Em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/377325/back-when-men-were-men-and-the-prose-was-purple" title="Click here to read more about Back When Men Were Men, And The Prose Was Purple">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, if that whole <a href="http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=448">Barry Bonds Won't Play On ESPN thing</a> turns out to be based in reality, we're all in luck; Bonds is never going to break Hank Aaron's record. Because everyone of his at-bats is gonna be on The Worldwide Leader until, well, until he breaks it, or dies. So, you know, enjoy.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/281483/selig-wont-watch-but-well-have-to" title="Click here to read more about Selig Won't Watch, But We'll Have To">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Continuing with the Atlanta-Braves-With-Anger-Issues theme, Chipper Jones and John Smoltz appear to be <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2914283">having a little bit of a tiff</a>.  Smoltz thinks Jones is milking an injury, and Jones thinks Smoltz is a big meaniehead, and neither one of them will speak directly to the other.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/271706/john-smoltz-and-chipper-jones-have-beef" title="Click here to read more about John Smoltz And Chipper Jones Have Beef">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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