http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/jose guillen http://deadspin.com/tag/jose guillen Here's New York Times drug-sniffing dog Michael S. Schmidt, licking his own crotch over his Jose Guillen-HGH story: "With a lineup filled with castoffs, they have become a remarkable October story, but the Guillen disclosure may put at least a small dent in the positive attention they have generated." More »
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Speaking just for myself, I think it's refreshing that we have a profanity-laced, post-game tirade by someone named Guillen whose first name is not Ozzie. Meet José Guillen, the Royals outfielder who lit into teammates on Wednesday following their 9-8, 10-inning loss to the Twins, which ran Kansas City's losing streak to 10 games. Hey, in his defense, someone must have told him it was a roast. More »
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We've got to consider it, at this point, very possible that the reason Nationals outfielder Jose Guillen never received any lessons in financial management is because they were scared at him. More »
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First of all, who knew Superman batted from the left side? And is he gripping the bat correctly? And what's the deal with the catcher, who appears to have green hair? We can't answer any of these pressing questions, but we can shed some light on the recent beanball war between the Mets and Nationals, which just may go nuclear when the teams meet for a three-game series beginning tomorrow. Things got ugly in their previous series last week, in which seven players got plunked; six of them on the Nationals. This has prompted Major League Baseball, which always jumps in immediately to nip controversy in the bud, to tell both teams to cool it, by order of baseball's Director of Discipline, Bob Watson. Last week Jose Guillen was drilled three times, including twice by Mets hurler Pedro Martinez. Guillen made a half-hearted attempt to charge to the mound on Thursday after the second beaning, but was caught by plate umpire Ted Barrett; a fate more embarrassing than actually making it out there and getting pummeled by Martinez, which is probably what would have happened if history is an indicator. After the game, Guillen said: "Now I want (Martinez) more than ever." More »
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