[Shaq and The Devil ride in a Zamboni, January 11, 2014.]
Shaq: Did you get those invitations I asked you to pick up?
Satan: Ooooh. Slipped my mind.
Shaq: Are you serious? It's a simple—am I turning left here?
Satan: Yeah, left. Hey, lay off. It's been a rough week for me. And please, you're no angel.
Shaq: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to turn it into a thing, it's just you know, sometimes you forget stuff.
Satan: OK, OK. Let's not let it ruin our night. We've got a nice dinner planned.