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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHAD OCHOCINCO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHAD OCHOCINCO" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/chad-ochocinco/">Chad Ochocinco</a> &mdash; né Johnson, he of no further introduction &mdash; and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JUSTIN GIMELSTOB" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JUSTIN GIMELSTOB" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/justin-gimelstob/">Justin Gimelstob</a>, he of middling tennis stature, have more in common than what hits the eye. Actually, they really don't. <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=4317953">But they both... like Twitter?</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5311811/ochocincos-forebearer-is-justin-gimelstob" title="Click here to read more about Ochocinco's Forebearer Is... Justin Gimelstob?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Just Because Justin Gimelstob Doesn't Like Her, It Doesn't Mean He Can't Stare Intently]]></title>
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				Here's a photo from <a href="http://www.downthelinetennis.com/2008/07/photo-op-anna-k-bites-her-tongue-avoids.html">Down The Line</a> that shows  Washington<em> K</em>astles hard-on Justin Gimbelstob admiring Anna Kournikova's newly-inflated kaploogas at a recent World Team Tennis match in Washington D.C. Gimbelstob, as you may remember, not-so-famously said that Kournikova <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/06/new_dc_athlete_has_a_kournikov.html">was a "bitch" and that he "despised her."</a> Now, <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/">he's apologized</a> for those comments,  but Kournikova still thinks he's a (paraphrasing) classless cock-faced demon. 

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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:15:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The World Is Clearly Not Ready For Justin Gimelstob]]></title>
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Jewish tennis fiend Justin Gimelstob caused a stir with his sexist, provocative, "hateful" comments about Anna Kournikova and other plump-chassis'd ladies of the WTA <a href="http://www.nj.com/sports/ledger/index.ssf?/base/sports-2/121471413715980.xml&coll=1">and has apologized</a>. Gimelstob, who was first featured on this site a couple weeks ago after the Mighty Dan Steinberg <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/06/how_justin_gimelstob_gilbert_a.html">interviewed </a>the hirsute former yellow ball-whacker, has been hearing it from everyone, including Serena Williams (his teammate on the Washington <em>K</em>astles) who came to the defense of Kournikova and all ladies who've been terrorized by Gimelstob's mouthiness.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5020735/the-world-is-clearly-not-ready-for-justin-gimelstob" title="Click here to read more about The World Is Clearly Not Ready For Justin Gimelstob">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:00:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Who is <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/06/how_justin_gimelstob_gilbert_a.html#more">Justin Gimelstob</a>, you ask? Great question. He is a former pro tennis player now kicking around on the World Team Tennis, as a player for the <a href="http://www.washingtonkastles.com/teams/article.aspx?article_id=789">Washington <em>K</em>astles</a>. He's also a writer for <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/justin_gimelstob/06/01/french.thoughts/index.html">SI.com</a>, which is more than enough reason for Bog king Dan Steinberg to get some hilariously candid quotes from the man anytime he's available. Gimelstob, who has bragged about many of his famous  and semi-famous female conquests (Martina Hingis, Charlie Sheen's new wife)  and his <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/06/new_dc_athlete_has_a_kournikov.html">active dislike of Anna Kournikova</a> recently unloaded on everybody's least favorite ESPN crank, Skip Bayless:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5017939/justin-gimelstob-tennis-shlub-sound-bite-provocateur" title="Click here to read more about Justin Gimelstob: Tennis Shlub, Sound Bite Provocateur">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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