<![CDATA[Deadspin: Kaka]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Kaka]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/kaka http://deadspin.com/tag/kaka <![CDATA[Cristiano Ronaldo Could End Up Being Seized By The European Central Bank]]> The financial situation in Europe is so screwed up that soccer players are being used as collateral. Bankia, a troubled seven-month-old Spanish banking group, is trying to shore up capital by going public and getting a big loan from the European Central Bank, the EU's equivalent of the Federal Reserve. But the ECB isn't going to offer a large amount of credit for nothing. So Bankia's collateral package included the most expensive player in the sport's history: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5825637&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[On My Honeymoon, I Kept Seeing A Flabby, Neck-Braced Kaka]]> You probably know Kaka as the superstar midfielder for Brazil and Real Madrid. Maybe you'll remember him as the cover boy of FIFA 11. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5817927&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Kaká Thinks Men Who Buy Whores Deserve A Red Card]]> He's got fancy feet and a wholesome disposition. Brazil's popular midfielder is, according to Google translator, "Officially participating in the campaign "Real men do not buy women" of @ aplusk against prostitution." Wonder if he filmed a commercial with his mother. [TwitPic] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5575471&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[How The U.S. Can Wipe The Floor With Brazil]]> Bob Bradley must be slightly busy right now trying to prepare his team to pull off another upset of a superior squad. Toilet-papering one of Brazil's finest is probably a strategy he hasn't considered. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5303313&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[$94 Million Just Ain't What It Used To Be]]> The world's financial oblivion has affected some sports clubs worse than others. Perhaps Real Madrid giving AC Milan $94 million to take their best player will clue you in on who the haves and have nots are. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5284344&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Roman Abramovich's Fantasy Football Team Is Better Than Yours]]> Apparently Roman Abramovich doesn't like being first runner-up. After completing the silver sweep last season—finishing second in the Premier League, the Carling Cup, and the Champions League—the Russian billionaire owner of Chelsea FC responded by purchasing half of the Portuguese-speaking world. More »
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