<![CDATA[Deadspin: Keith Hernandez]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Keith Hernandez]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/keith hernandez http://deadspin.com/tag/keith hernandez <![CDATA[Like All Rich And Graying New York Icons, Keith Hernandez's Mustache Summers In The Hamptons]]> Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5552269&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bernie Carbo Tried To Have Keith Hernandez's Arms Broken]]> Carbo says he tried to pay "some people" $2000 to assault Hernandez, after he had implicated Carbo in his testimony in the Pittsburgh drug trials. Carbo says he's since forgiven him, so sleep easy, Keith. [Outside The Lines] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5538355&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Ken Griffey And Keith Hernandez, Together In Mid-Game Slumber]]> Both the Mariners DH and the Mets announcer (on camera!) took unscheduled naps during recent games. One is going to be out of a job very soon. The other, well, "he's Keith Hernandez." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5535496&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[How Keith Hernandez Deals With Younger Women: "Sit And Stare"]]> Last night's Mets broadcast returned from break just in time to catch the punchline to 'ol Keith's story about a young lady. "I just had to sit down across from her, for around two minutes, and just stare at her." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5517855&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween]]> We've tallied the results and as suspected....your Halloween costumes kind of stunk. Don't sweat it though. At least you weren't burned alive for going to a Scottish soccer match dressed as a sheep. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5395375&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Keith Hernandez Chooses The Worst Possible Way To Describe Roberto Clemente]]> Clemente. Great ballplayer. Died in a plane crash. How to describe him? If you're Keith Hernandez, living endorsement for the seven-second tape delay, you say the following: "What a great player. And he could fly." Take that, Sterling. [The 'Ropolitans] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5279216&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Mustache Love]]> A fun site is Morristache, the site that dares to celebrate both the glory that is Adam Morrison's mustache, and the mustache in general. One thing bothers us, however. Morristache includes a Hall of Fame section, in which such luminary mustaches as Rollie Fingers and Tom Selleck are included. But, neither Keith Hernandez nor Reggie Jackson are in there. Yes, shocking. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=236490&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hernandez In A League Of His Own]]> Two things you can count on with Keith Hernandez, we suppose: 1. To help you move (if you're a guy, specifically Jerry Seinfeld); 2. To tell you to move (if you're a woman, specifically Padres' therapist Kelly Calabrese). Hernandez kind of put his foot in it during Sunday's Mets' radio television broadcast when he spotted Calabrese in the Padres' dugout, giving a high-five to a player who had just homered. Hernandez's Archie Bunker moment went like this: More »
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