Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall.) This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!!

• Braves reliever and noted alternative rock critic Peter Moylan was non-tendered today by the Braves. We see him fitting in nicely in Detroit.

• Ohio seems to be a popular landing spot for former top prospects whose careers have gone to shit.

• Jason Varitek's reign in Boston could be coming to an unceremonious, thanks to Kelly Shoppach.

• Mark Shapiro tweeted some soothing words to Indians Nation.

• Jeffrey Loria's spending spree continues! Aaron Rowand, who was last relevant in 2007, will don Miami Marlins/gay pride colors next season.

• That's just Johan Being Johan.

• Casey McGehee got sent to Pittsburgh as collateral damage of the Aramis Ramirez deal.

• Ken Rosenthal throws some shit against the wall.