A Chicago man was charged Monday with breaking into White Sox manager Kenny Williams' home and "taking several articles of clothing, a set of keys and jewelry," including a World Series ring. He also reportedly "drank his beer, ate frozen pizza, surfed the internet," and "defrosted a lobster." This man was not in a rush. [NBC Chicago, H/T Last Angry Fan]
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Chicago Man Breaks Into Kenny Williams’ Home, Defrosts Lobster, Drinks Beer, Leaves With WS Ring
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