What to watch while solving crimes with dessert...

• NCAA: Maryland at Virginia, 7:30 p.m. [CSN] Woohoo! NIT, here we come!
  
• NCAA Women's: SEC Championship: LSU vs. Tennessee, 7:30 p.m. [ESPN2] Security will be on the lookout for raccoons.
  
• NBA: Chicago Bulls at Detroit Pistons, 8 p.m. [ESPN] Larry Hughes doesn't really care who wins.
  
• Movie: The 40-Year-Old Virgin, 8:30 p.m. [USA] The comedic telling of the life of Mel Kiper, Jr.
  
• TV: The Wire, 9 p.m. [HBO] The 90-minute series finale. Giggity giggity giggity.
  
• TV: Breaking Bad, 10 p.m. [AMC] Season finale. Only one giggity.