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			<title><![CDATA[Fukudome's Suckitude Means No More "Horry Kow" Shirts]]></title>
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				But if Kosuke's bat wakes up again the racist T-shirts will surely return to Wrigley. If not, there will always be a market for them in Spain.  [<a href="http://www.nbcchicago.com/sports/baseball/Hoping-The-Fukudome-T-Shirts-Will-Go-Away.html">NBC Chicago</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5185433/fukudomes-suckitude-means-no-more-horry-kow-shirts" title="Click here to read more about Fukudome's Suckitude Means No More "Horry Kow" Shirts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:15:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Some People Still Don't  Believe That "Fukudome" is Not A Dirty Word]]></title>
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				 Last week it was revealed that one <a href="http://deadspin.com/5055171/fukudome-you-oklahoma">Oklahoma woman was asked to remove her Kosuke Fukudome </a>jersey during work hours because the F-U-K-U letters may be offensive to some. The Fuk-u problem is still rampant &mdash; even in Chicago, apparently &mdash;  as a 15-year-old sophomore  at Elgin High School named Jill Howe <a href="http://slanchreport.com/2008/10/03/fukudome-is-obscene-in-chicago/">was asked to remove her jersey</a> after being repeatedly questioned by school officials "what it meant." 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5058712/some-people-still-dont--believe-that-fukudome-is-not-a-dirty-word" title="Click here to read more about Some People Still Don't  Believe That "Fukudome" is Not A Dirty Word">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				I found this over at <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=5613">The Big Lead</a> and couldn't stop laughing. Why would Sports Illustrated do this to the Cubs? Chicago is in first place in the NL Central, a game ahead of the Cardinals, just minding their own business and enjoying their place in the sun for once ... and then SI has to pummel them with their jinx bat? This is the sports equivalent of you stomping on the elaborate sand castle that your little brother had spent six hours constructing. The thing had a working drawbridge! Bastards.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/385569/well-so-much-for-a-cubs-world-championship" title="Click here to read more about Well, So Much For A Cubs World Championship">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Over the weekend, much commotion was made <a href="http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer">about the various Fukudome T-shirts and bandanas </a>that were being sold at Wrigley Field. The one item that's caused the most controversy is the "Horry Kow!" T-shirt that is <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/901817,CST-SPT-gordo18.article">apparently now banned from being sold by vendors</a>, which featured a slant-eyed Cubbie, decked out in Harry Caray glasses, with Fukudome's last name and number on the back.  				<a href="http://deadspin.com/382147/debating-race-and-offensiveness-chicago-style" title="Click here to read more about Debating Race And Offensiveness, Chicago Style">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:30:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Kosuke Fukudome sure has been a nice investment for the Chicago Cubs, hasn't it? And the cultural movement has swept up the north side of Chicago. The transition from Japan to America has been almost seamless (.317 average, .442 on-base percentage) for him, but the fans <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/cubs-fans-show-off-inaccurate-love-of-fukudome-17291">haven't quite gotten it down yet</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer" title="Click here to read more about Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 It all looked good for the Cubs, thanks to the mighty bat of Kosuke Fukudome, who went 3-for-3 with the game-tying home run off the hairy useless mess that now inhabits former lights-out closer Eric Gagne. But the Cubs still lost to the Milwaukee Brewers 4-3 in 10 innings. Bobby Howry gave up a sacrifice fly in the 10th that sealed the Cubs fate and kickstarted their 100-year anniversary of ineptitude on just the right note. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/374432/cubs-still-somehow-manage-to-fukudome-themselves" title="Click here to read more about Cubs Still Somehow Manage To Fukudome Themselves">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Because we're hankering for baseball already and need something to get our dander up, here's the new marketing campaign the Cubs have put together for Kosuke Fukudome. Looks great, right? Well ... <A href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/01/chicago-cubs-have-no-problem-offending.html">that image is a rather offensive one for millions of people</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/347972/clearly-the-first-cubs-japanese-player" title="Click here to read more about Clearly, The First Cubs' Japanese Player">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Just when this Mitchell Report business had about pummeled us senseless, one brave man marched forward to bring forth laughter once again. And he didn't have to say a word. Sorry, Kosuke Fukudome ... but this guy's name has got you beat. In fact, this just may be the best name ever. <a href="http://uclaband.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=cal03&id=66FD0048BrianS">Say it with me, everyone, and say it proud</a> ...				<a href="http://deadspin.com/333908/could-this-be-at-long-last-the-worlds-funniest-name" title="Click here to read more about Could This Be, At Long Last, The World's Funniest Name?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Move over, Stubby Clapp. One side, Rusty Kuntz. There's a new sheriff in town. Cubs fans &mdash; and America &mdash; get ready to welcome Kosuke Fukudome to Major League Baseball, and into your hearts. The Japanese outfielder has agreed in principal to a four-year, $48 million deal with Chicago, which means that soon we will all have to learn <a href="http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/story/2007/12/12/52731/507#commenttop">how to correctly pronounce his name</a> without giggling. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/332871/yes-america-the-k+fuk-era-is-here" title="Click here to read more about Yes America, The K-Fuk Era Is Here">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As the baseball offseason enters its sixth day, it's already time to begin looking at our latest Japanese imports. In this case, it's another Hideki Matsui-type player, Kosuke Fukudome. Pronunciation <a href="http://www.nationalsenquirer.com/2007/11/get-fukudome.html">could get a little dangerous</a>. It's either <i>co-SOO-kay FOO-coo-DOUGH-may</i> or <i>kuh-SUCK-ee FUCK-a-DOME</i>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/318563/welcome-to-the-fukudome" title="Click here to read more about Welcome To The Fukudome">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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