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				 Anna Benson, the buxom brunette who has long had the distinction of being more famous than her husband, a former journeyman Major League pitcher named Kris, is <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/baseball_chain_dcL2BqcxYeKXPN8AYmZeOO">going to star in VH1's new reality series</a>, "Baseball Wives," according to the <em>New York Post</em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5860535/new-reality-star-anna-benson-says-the-mets-were-scared-of-my-big-fun-bags" title="Click here to read more about New Reality Star Anna Benson Says The Mets Were &quot;Scared Of My Big Fun Bags&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There's not a lot of love for Jorge Julio out there in the Mets community.  Julio was one of the guys that the Orioles sent to the Mets in exchange for Kris Benson and his delicate little flower of a wife.  Julio is sporting a 19.64 ERA, with 11 hits given up in 3.7 innings of work.  Mets fans began a chant yesterday that&mdash;actually, I'm going to let <a href="http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/62494.htm">Joel Sherman of the New York Post</a> tell you:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/167564/jorge-julio-jatred" title="Click here to read more about Jorge Julio Jatred">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 16 Apr 2006 16:27:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Apr 2006 15:45:13 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Well, now that the dust has settled a bit, now that we've all had time to collect ourselves, rest up, sleep it off and compose ourselves ... we think we're ready to dig back into <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/the-day-the-music-died-164182.php">the Anna Benson divorce story</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/164295/as-much-as-it-hurts-we-have-to-accept-that-its-over" title="Click here to read more about As Much As It Hurts, We Have To Accept That It's Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:00:33 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Day The Music Died]]></title>
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				Each generation has its cultural touchstones, those moments when everyone remembers where they were, at that specific moment, from that second until the day that they die. Late at night, at a dinner party or social function, someone will mention the event, and the party will hush, and recollections will be shared with whispers, as quiet as possible, so as not to upset the delicate nature of such sacred memories.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/164182/the-day-the-music-died" title="Click here to read more about The Day The Music Died">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:01:52 EST]]></pubDate>
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				For those of you who don't plan on using tonight's night off from major sporting events to, you know, heading outside or perhaps conversing with loved ones, you should know that tonight, everyone's favorite Not Really That Attractive But Unusually Loud baseball wife Anna Benson <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/oreilly/">will be appearing on "The O'Reilly Factor"</A> on Fox News. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/161960/you-know-shes-getting-her-own-show-within-a-year" title="Click here to read more about You Know She's Getting Her Own Show Within A Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Mar 2006 14:30:45 EST]]></pubDate>
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				All right, so here's the situation. You're a middle-of-the-rotation starter whose team is trying to trade him. You're a former first overall pick who parlayed one good season into a multi-million-dollar deal. You are married to a woman who is attractive, but not as attractive as she so desperately wants everyone to believe. Your team has just asked you to put on a <a href="http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/mets/ny-metsparty-pg,0,5430704.photogallery?coll=ny-mets-bigpix&index=1">Santa costume and give out gifts to needy children</A>. Oh, and some local television reporter has shoved a microphone in your face and is asking you &mdash; while you're wearing the Santa costume, by the way, and while your wife is shoving her breasts in the face of terrified children &mdash; what your thoughts on potentially leaving New York are. You're on live TV. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/143383/kris-benson-wonders-where-it-all-went-wrong" title="Click here to read more about Kris Benson Wonders Where It All Went Wrong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2005 13:46:13 EST]]></pubDate>
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				While doing some followup "research" after <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/anna-benson-is-making-news-140954.php">yesterday's Anna Benson dustup</A>, we came across her <a href="http://www.annabenson.net">official Web site</a>, and, more specifically, her angry "Letter To Peta" found at the bottom of the site's front page. (It's one of them fancy Flash sites, so we can't link you here. Just go there and check it out, it's very easy.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/141487/anna-benson-will-fight-for-her-right-for-fur" title="Click here to read more about Anna Benson Will Fight For Her Right For Fur">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				All right, so yes, she is attractive, though she's starting to veer a little close to that, "OK, we get it, you're hot, please stop it now," territory. Mets wife lady Anna Benson is piping up again, this time to <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/371732p-316263c.html">blast the Mets for considering trading her man</A>. The reason for the trade talks, she says? Her decision to pose for <EM>Playboy</em>. (Ultimately, negotiations for the photo shoot fell apart over money; we're guessing she wouldn't pay them enough.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/140954/anna-benson-is-making-news" title="Click here to read more about Anna Benson Is MAKING NEWS!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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