Yes, fans, the photo above is the mysterious Gourmet Spud of the brilliant Food Court Lunch. A helpful tipster spotted him in the canned goods aisle at a WalMart near Banff. He was buying 40 cans of Kirkland salmon.

And that's it for today. Talk amongst yourselves. Something may happen Sunday. Or Monday. Maybe we'll post, maybe not. I'm out.

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