What you missed while breaking up with the World's Hairiest Man ...
• NBA: Miami Dolphins, meet the Miami Heat. Heat, Dolphins. Cavaliers 97, Heat 90.
• Tennis: Australian Open ... Henin, Serena, no soup for you.
• College basketball: We'll be walkin' in Memphis (walkin' in Memphis) ... step off, North Carolina! [The Sporting News]
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