This here's the new yet derivative Internet sensation that is Halo Kid. Obvious comparisons can be drawn to Star Wars Kid, except Halo Kid will never be referenced on Arrested Development, so the former wins. Gilbert Arenas will still be his friend though. I post this here because I didn't want to put the new Red Sox Nation rap anywhere on the page not hidden behind a jump, so intensive is its odiousness.

At least Halo Kid is too young to know better than his nerdish leanings. You ever get any of those weapons to work, kid, and we can put you to good use rull quick.