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			<title><![CDATA[Everton Upsets Chelsea 2-0 Thanks In Part To This Landon Donovan Assist]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: v/f9951e61 --><!-- /videoId: v/f9951e61 --> While fellow Yank Clint Dempsey keeps scoring goals (or at least <a href="http://deadspin.com/5884267/clint-dempsey-is-still-scoring-goals-and-this-one-was-a-tactical-nuke">inducing own goals</a>) Landon Donovan is setting them up in a big way for Everton, and this play demonstrated some quality teamwork&mdash;from Phil Neville's challenge to Denis Stracqualursi's finish. [Fox Soccer]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884280/everton-upsets-chelsea-2+0-thanks-in-part-to-this-landon-donovan-assist" title="Click here to read more about Everton Upsets Chelsea 2-0 Thanks In Part To This Landon Donovan Assist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:52:39 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Landon Donovan Offers A Rebuttal To Clint Dempsey Fans Worldwide]]></title>
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				<em>From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">tips@deadspin.com</a>. (You might also enjoy <a href="http://deadspin.com/5877693/deadspins-better+late+than+never-guide-to-the-english-premier-league.">our better-late-than-never EPL guide</a>)</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5881053/landon-donovan-offers-a-rebuttal-to-clint-dempsey-fans-worldwide" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan Offers A Rebuttal To Clint Dempsey Fans Worldwide">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:10:43 EST]]></pubDate>
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				When David Beckham left Real Madrid <a href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=399471&cc=5901">five years ago</a> for what was billed as a "million-dollar-a-week" deal with the L.A. Galaxy, he said that he had two goals: He wanted to win an MLS championship, and he wanted to use his name to help raise the league's profile.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5861825/taped-premier-league-game-doubles-ratings-for-mls-final" title="Click here to read more about Taped Premier League Game Doubles Ratings For MLS Final">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Landon Donovan, David Beckham and Robbie Keane Team Up For Goal That Won The MLS Cup]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1644 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1644 --> The LA Galaxy defeated the Houston Dynamo 1-0 tonight to win the MLS Cup.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5861304/landon-donovan-david-beckham-and-robbie-keane-team-up-for-goal-that-won-the-mls-cup" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan, David Beckham and Robbie Keane Team Up For Goal That Won The MLS Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:48:50 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Conor Hastings]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: fhMQ1x_9108 --><!-- /videoId: fhMQ1x_9108 --> The U.S. went up 2-0 on a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDMKGucoEY">Landon Donovan goal</a> from a Clint Dempsey assist. Mexico's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m1iP8DOuQA">Pablo Barrera countered</a> with one six minutes later, leading to this José Andrés Guardado tally. Halftime score: 2-2.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5815554/heres-video-of-mexico-tying-the-gold-cup-final-at-two-all" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of Mexico Tying The Gold Cup Final At Two All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 25 Jun 2011 22:15:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's Video Of The Adu-To-Donovan-To-Dempsey Goal That Advanced The U.S. To The Gold Cup Final]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: tw5Z6-reYN0 --><!-- /videoId: tw5Z6-reYN0 --> With a 1-0 victory over Panama, the U.S. men's soccer team will face the winner of the upcoming Mexico/Honduras match in Houston. Yes, the Adu in the headline is Freddy, that not-quite-prodigy who Coach Bob Bradley inserted into the match in the 66th minute. And yes, both Adu's and Donovan's passes were magnificent.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5814682/heres-video-of-the-adu+to+donovan+to+dempsey-goal-that-advanced-the-us-to-the-gold-cup-final" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of The Adu-To-Donovan-To-Dempsey Goal That Advanced The U.S. To The Gold Cup Final">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In April, Thomas DiBenedetto, a rich businessman from Boston who somehow emerged from the economic downturn unscathed, bought a controlling interest in AS Roma for around 60 million Euros. Pending approval, he'll be the first foreign majority investor in Serie A. One of his first action items is to sign an American player. Or two. Or three. Somehow, possibly via diligent reporting, the MLS website managed to break the news of DiBenedetto's patriotic impulse:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5803162/rejoice-american-players-are-soccers-new-exploitable-resource" title="Click here to read more about Rejoice: American Players Are Soccer's New Exploitable Resource">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 May 2011 16:10:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Petchesky <a href="http://deadspin.com/5800255/landon-donovan-is-a-genitaliahead-and-other-things-of-note">alerted you this morning </a>to the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_pVwJwOH6A">minor dust-up</a> between Landon Donovan and new Red Bulls striker Luke Rodgers, in which the Englishman called the Yank a (genitalia)head. Donovan may very well act like an entitled whinger but Rodgers should hardly be chucking stones when calling people a dickhead. I've already seen him make at least one dirty play by trying to slug DC United defender Dejan Jakovic just for the hell of it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5800398/luke-rodgers-will-burn-off-your-face-landon-donovan" title="Click here to read more about Luke Rodgers Will Burn Off Your Face, Landon Donovan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 May 2011 11:55:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for May 10, the day <a href="http://www.wisconsingazette.com/breaking-news/navy-chaplains-authorized-to-perform-same-sex-marriages-on-bases.html">the gays were good enough for the Navy</a> but <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/uptownhockey/status/67689998723457024">not good enough for Uptown Sports Athlete Representation.</a></em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5800255/landon-donovan-is-a-genitaliahead-and-other-things-of-note" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan Is &quot;A (Genitalia)head,&quot; And Other Things Of Note">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 May 2011 09:45:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: American fans are catching up to their European brethren when it comes to vitriol.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5781839/its-good-for-mls-when-you-boo-landon-donovan" title="Click here to read more about It's Good For MLS When You Boo Landon Donovan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:35:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The MLS Commissioner said Donovan won't be transferred for the 3-plus years remaining on his Galaxy contract. Some people aren't happy, but to that MLS says, who cares what you want?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5588941/landon-donvan-staying-in-los-angeles-is-good-for-whom-exactly" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donvan Staying In Los Angeles Is Good For Whom, Exactly?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:30:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Either there never was one, or he had it "taken care of." But most likely it's been shipped to a secret underground facility along with <a href="http://deadspin.com/5579751/a-late-birthday-present-for-our-country-ronaldos-son-is-an-american-citizen">Cristiano Ronaldo's American son</a> to prepare for 2030. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b190462_landon_donovan_i_dont_have_love_child.html#ixzz0ti4U97Hv">E! Online</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5587867/good-news-everybody-no-bastard-child-for-landon-donovan" title="Click here to read more about Good News, Everybody: No Bastard Child For Landon Donovan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:00:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5573732/and-the-part-where-all-was-right-in-landon-donovans-world-is-now-over" title="Click here to read more about And The Part Where All Was Right In Landon Donovan's World Is Now Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 27 Jun 2010 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: doEbDZYitX4 --><!-- /videoId: doEbDZYitX4 --> Everyone was fighting back tears when Landon Donovan blew a kiss to "Bianca" following the biggest moment of his life. Well, that moment may have brought him and Bianca&mdash;his estranged wife&mdash;back together. Grab your hankies again.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5572413/landon-donovans-goal-may-have-also-saved-his-marriage" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan's Goal May Have Also Saved His Marriage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Jun 2010 03:30:56 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like <strong>Landon Donovan</strong>, who yesterday cried on camera and blew a kiss to his ex and somehow didn't get fagbaited for it, the way he always has.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5571659/last-nights-winner-the-apotheosis-of-landycakes" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: The Apotheosis Of Landycakes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:50:29 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: W-wyJXfEmXo --><!-- /videoId: W-wyJXfEmXo --> Most of our country still hasn't come down from the afternoon spazgasm caused by the dainty foot of Landon Donovan, but remember, bandwagoners, there are people out there ready to scold your joy. Like <a href="http://www.thenation.com/blog/36567/after-donovans-goal-joy-or-jingoism">The Nation</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5571248/happy-america-now-officially-insane-possibly-jingoist-about-soccer-for-the-time-being" title="Click here to read more about Happy America Now Officially Insane, Possibly Jingoist About Soccer (For The Time Being)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Luke O'Brien and his crew of irregulars will be filing occasional dispatches from South Africa for us. Today, a story of attraction and frottage, involving our correspondent and one Bianca Kajlich, then the future (and now the former) Mrs. Landycakes.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5557234/my-slow-grind-with-landon-donovans-ex+wife-a-word-from-deadspins-world-cup-correspondent" title="Click here to read more about My Slow Grind With Landon Donovan's Ex: A Word From Our World Cup Correspondent">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:45:39 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				</a> Here at <em>The Spoiler</em>, arts and crafts are held in very high esteem, be it the infantile crayon drawings of a child/Jamie Carragher, or a beautiful marble sculpture from the hands of Michelangelo/David James.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5549322/us-fans-create-horrific-image-to-stir-up-world-cup-rivalry" title="Click here to read more about US Fans Create Horrific Image To Stir Up World Cup Rivalry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5458537/if-mlb-had-relegation-this-would-be-quite-the-battle" title="Click here to read more about If MLB Had Relegation, This Would Be Quite The Battle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 I'm pretty sure this commercial is racist, but I'm not certain who should actually be offended. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #landondonovan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #landondonovan" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/landondonovan/">Landon Donovan</a>'s Spanish teacher would be a good place to start. [<a href="http://www.sportsrubbish.com/2010/01/05/soccer/landon-donovan-mexican-lottery-commercial-video/">SportsRubbish</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5441445/landon-donovan-wants-you-to-win-the-mexican-lottery" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan Wants You To Win The Mexican Lottery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				And no, he didn't get it from being showered in urine and vomit by Mexican fans. But here's your excuse for yesterday's match result, Sam's Army. [<a href="http://www.fannation.com/si_blogs/grant_wahl/posts/74041-landon-donovan-has-h1n1-flu-virus">FanNation</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5337113/landon-donovan-has-swine-flu" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan Has Swine Flu">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Donovan told Dan Patrick this morning that the team didn't do the traditional exchange of jerseys after the United States stunned them.  He guesses the team was "frustrated." You think? [<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/blog/68661/index.html">DPShow</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5302508/landon-donovan-says-spaniards-were-not-gracious-losers" title="Click here to read more about Landon Donovan Says Spaniards Were Not Gracious Losers.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				On the strength of a ridiculously good volley off the foot of someone named Benny Feilhaber, the United States men's soccer team continued their ownership of Mexico today, <a href="http://www.soccerway.com/news/2007/June/24/usa-wins-gold-cup-final/">winning 2-1 and bringing home the CONCACAF Gold Cup</a>.  				<a href="http://deadspin.com/271756/woohoo--we-have-a-big-gold-cup" title="Click here to read more about WooHoo!  We Have A Big Gold Cup!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				American soccer is widely mocked around the world, and I had always assumed it was because we weren't very good at it.  Not the case, according to this Steven Wells blog entry at Guardian Unlimited.  He says the Brits mock us because <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/06/15/americans_are_soccersavvy_and.html">they fear that we'll eventually beat their limey asses</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/269522/they-laugh-at-us-because-they-fear-us" title="Click here to read more about They Laugh At Us Because They Fear Us">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So USA soccer "superstar" Landon Donovan was asked <a href="http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/theres-a-reason-why-some-call-him-landycakes.html">whether or not he thought he would be a better player if he was in Europe rather than the MLS</A>. His response was curious.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/201744/this-this-is-why-we-lose" title="Click here to read more about This, This Is Why We Lose">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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