Rookie offensive lineman Laremy Tunsil was a surprising omission from the Dolphins’ starting lineup yesterday, as he hadn’t been listed on any injury reports during the week leading up to the game. Today, head coach Adam Gase finally revealed why Tunsil was unable to play on Sunday, confirming a report from Andy Slater that said Tunsil was hurt while getting out of the shower.

The sports world is just begging for some pioneering team to totally disrupt the player hygiene space by forcing players to bathe in giant tubs, and then removing them with a harness-and-pulley system that safely places them back on dry land. I will sell this idea to Mark Cuban for $8 million.