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<I>Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season.  Drew's new book, "Men With Balls," released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Men-Balls-Professional-Athletes-Handbook/dp/0316023078/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1210960932&sr=8-2>here.</a>  You can email Drew <a href=mailto:bigdaddydrew@gmail.com>here.</a>  Read him during the week at <a href=www.kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com>KSK.</a></I>

There are certain decision-making scenarios in life where you end up fucked no matter what you do.  Voting, for instance.  Or switching lanes in a traffic jam.  As we all know, and as <I>Office Space</I> ably pointed out, if the lane next to you is going faster, and you decide to switch over, your new lane will then immediately clog up, while the lane you abandoned will suddenly open up, as if parted by Moses himself.  And car after car will happily whiz past you at 90 mph, preventing you from switching back over.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5057115/your-week-5-jamboroo-featuring-the-agony-of-last-minute-fantasy-switching-and-a-new-way-directv-will-f+k-you-in-the-ass" title="Click here to read more about Your Week 5 Jamboroo, Featuring The Agony Of Last Minute Fantasy Switching And A New Way DirecTV Will F—k You In The Ass">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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