As far as athlete speeches go, LeBron James’s address to a sea of Cavaliers fans at yesterday’s victory parade was pretty great. James spent his 15 minutes on stage cursin’ and jokin’ and thanking each of his teammates individually. The best moment came when he got to Timofey Mozgov.

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LeBron told everyone about the first time Cavs GM David Griffin introduced him to Mozgov:

So I come down the elevator, and Timo is in the lobby. And I swear, it looked like I’d seen the biggest human being I’ve ever seen in my life. I looked at Griff, and he said, “He’s a big motherfucker, ain’t he.”

He is indeed a big motherfucker.