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			<title><![CDATA[Five North Koreans Tested Positive For Steroids Because They Were Struck By Lightning, Says North Korea]]></title>
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				We suspected all along that the DPRK's women's World Cup team would provide us with moments of unintentional comedy, but they've outdone themselves.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821899/five-north-koreans-tested-positive-for-steroids-because-they-were-struck-by-lightning-says-north-korea" title="Click here to read more about Five North Koreans Tested Positive For Steroids Because They Were Struck By Lightning, Says North Korea">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 16 Jul 2011 15:00:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[North Korea Lost To The US Because They Were Struck By Lightning, Says North Korea]]></title>
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				In a truly bizarre press conference, North Korea's coach Kim Kwang Min had an excuse for his team's performance that...I don't think I've ever heard before.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816338/north-korea-lost-to-the-us-because-they-were-struck-by-lightning-says-north-korea" title="Click here to read more about North Korea Lost To The US Because They Were Struck By Lightning, Says North Korea">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Jun 2011 15:31:01 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Former Major Leaguer Killed By Lightning, As We Are Left To Ponder, WTF?]]></title>
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				As we open the file of stuff you never in a million years thought would happen: Former major leaguer Geremi Gonzalez <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/970975,geremi052608.article">was killed by lightning on Sunday</a> while riding a personal watercraft on a lake in his native Venezuela. You may recall that Gonzalez won 11 games for the Cubs as a rookie in 1997, but are you aware that he was the guy who delivered the pitch to Sammy Sosa in the infamous corked bat incident on June 3, 2003? And now he's been taken in the most surreal way imaginable. Lightning? Really?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5011032/former-major-leaguer-killed-by-lightning-as-we-are-left-to-ponder-wtf" title="Click here to read more about Former Major Leaguer Killed By Lightning, As We Are Left To Ponder, WTF?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 May 2008 15:00:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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