According to a report from the New York Post, Olympic skier and drunk Tiger Woods wrangler Lindsey Vonn was ambushed by drug testers from the International Olympic Committee while at the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards (sounds made up), and was forced to take a drug test on the spot.
It sounds like the whole thing went down like a scene from a bad CBS sitcom (which I am calling Downhill Diva in my head) about the life of an Olympic skier:
A source told us: “Lindsay met the IOC at the bathroom. Cynthia [Rowley] stood guard outside, and no one was allowed to enter the bathroom. They were in there for about five minutes.”
We’re told that amidst the glamorous setting, the IOC team made Vonn “pee in a cup” and tested the urine sample on the spot. She passed the test, our source reported, and the IOC staff told her to “have fun.”
“Here Lindsey is in this custom-made gown, feeling like Cinderella, and she has to get up and do a drug test,” sniffed one source.
Hmmm, I wonder if there was anything in particular that drove the IOC testers to be so aggressive? Nah, they were probably just hoping to get some free hors d'oeuvres out of the trip.