A Japanese game show recently tested out the “Why don’t you just play with a huge goalkeeper who can block the whole goal?” theory on Lionel Messi. He showed that, even if you get a nightmarish, house-sized Miitomo-looking demon to guard the goal, he’ll still score on you.

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Here’s a longer video, which features Messi missing a few shots here and there, as well as some horse riding antics after, if that’s your thing.