The Village Voice's intrepid Robert Sietsema taste-tested the 3.3-pound Tebow Sandwich at the Carnegie Deli. It's roast beef, corned beef, pastrami, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on white bread. Wrote Sietsema, "What a way to ruin good pastrami and corned beef. They were warm, but the roast beef was stone cold." If this sandwich has failed the Carnegie Deli—and things appear to be headed that way—we have six better sandwiches for the meat-slingers.

6. Manna on pumpernickel
5. Skinless sausages on matzo
4. White bread on white bread with mayonnaise
3. Lamb tartare with bitter herbs, on toasted challah
2. Fish on a loaf
1. Chick-fil-A

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