Deadspin: Little People

There Is Finally An Inspirational Children's Book About Danny Woodhead

Emma Carmichael — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:15:00 EST

If every undersized, scrappy professional athlete could have an inspirational children's book written about him or her, the world would be full of adolescents with overblown expectations about their futures. But since that's already the case with America's youth, scraptastic young men like Greg Paulus, Dustin Pedroia, and Danny Woodhead might as well help the cause along. More »

UF Little Person Strips, Tries To Fight Tennessee Fans

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 12:40:00 EDT

It ends pretty much as you'd expect these things to; with a boot to the chest. More »

Professional Sports Reaches Its Apogee: Drunken Little Person Berates Red Sox Fan

Barry Petchesky — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:05:00 EDT

What's the only thing better than an intoxicated Rays fan — who happens to be a little person — threatening to fight a fat Red Sox fan? When somebody catches it on video. More »

Great Caption Fail, Or Greatest Caption Fail?

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:35:00 EST

The Times again shows their conservative bias by mislabeling a photo that's definitely not Hillary Clinton. And probably not Michelle Bachelet, either. More »

Scottie Pippen Would Not Like To Thank All The Little People

Barry Petchesky — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:00:00 EST

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Pippen was attacked by little people. Pippen sent one of the little people to the hospital. This is a thing that happened. More »

Little People Racing As Deserving An Olympic Sport As I've Seen

Barry Petchesky — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:00:00 EDT

If beer commercials and 80s movies are to be believed, everything's bigger in Australia. Except the jockeys; they're little people. And the horses; they're regular size people. More »

A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:15:00 EDT

You might've missed this fantasy football draft over the weekend, and it's your loss. Like many, it took place in a hotel room. But unlike most, it featured those two magic little words: midget strippers. More »

Little People Wrestling At Northwestern

Leitch — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:10:07 EST

The video above is an advertisement for Half Print Brawlers, which advertises that "midgets bleed for your enjoyment." Well, we suppose that's truth in advertising. More »

You See, He's Tall, And They're Short

Leitch — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:45:56 EDT

We mentioned this a long time ago, but we still didn't quite believe it would actually happen. But the photos are the proof: Dennis Rodman really is making a movie in which he coaches a team of little people. More »