Delonte West wanted to work the stock room at Regency Furniture. He needed this break (which he did in fact get) in order to "stay afloat during the lockout."

Where his job application took a magnificent turn is when he offered a one-word explanation of a prior criminal conviction: "Misunderstanding."

Delonte West Was Tripping On Antipsychotic Drugs The Night He Got Pulled Over With Three Guns [Deadspin]

"I am now an official employee of Regency Furniture.. Check me out on my first day" [Twitter]

Delonte West Gets Job in Stock Room at Furniture Store [Larry Brown Sports]