With Aaron Hernandez facing charges for first-degree murder and on the verge of being charged with two more slayings, I think it's time that all of us asked the most important question, which is: HOW DID BILL BELICHICK DO IN HIS FIRST PRE-PRESEASON PRESS CONFERENCE?! Well fear not, America, for the NFL media flocked en masse to Foxborough to listen to Belichick drily deliver a prepared statement ("I felt it was important enough to do that") on the matter and have now doled out their Michelin stars accordingly. Behold!
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