Crafty lefty (there are no other kinds of lefty, especially not ones playing at age 40) reliever Tim Byrdak doesn't have a spring training invite. So he took to Twitter to request one:

Tim Byrdak Posts Handwritten "Reliever For Sale" AdS

Byrdak was last in the Mets organization, though he only made eight appearances in the big leagues in 2013. He knows what it's like to be out of the show—he spent 2001-2004 in the minors and independent ball—and he doesn't like it. His wife doesn't like it either. Someone give Tim Byrdak a job.