Apparently, if you're not into sports, you're just jerking Lou Holtz around.
That's what he said.

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Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. When the weekday guys and dolls are back, please don't act like Lou Holtz or Duke guy Tom Morgan who emails things like, "suck it you jealous motherfucker. in your wettest dreams you couldn't aspire to carry Coach K's jock you hack." (Capitalization sic'd.) It's unbecoming and, quite frankly, rapey.