During yesterday’s Manchester United-Leicester City match, professional agitators Marouane Fellaini and Robert Huth got into the little tiff you see above. Huth grabbed a handful of Fellaini’s ‘fro and gave it a yank, which Fellaini responded to by throwing an elbow and a slap toward Huth’s head.

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When asked about the incident after the game, United manager Louis van Gaal clarified the permissible times when pulling someone’s hair is appropriate. Hint: there’s only one, and it didn’t apply to what was happening on the pitch right then:

The sex and sports areas of LVG’s brain are apparently mighty close.