Uncle Luke already told Little Luke to kiss his ass, but now he's following through with something a little more potent: a defamation lawsuit. Campbell says Shapiro slandered him when he told Yahoo that Campbell "took care" of Miami players in the same financial ways Shapiro did. Campbell, who's always denied anything untoward in his relationship with the Hurricanes, wants to clear his name—and collect unspecified damages. [Miami Herald]